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Instant Acrophobia thanks to Mike King

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The only place where success comes before work is a dictionary. - Vidal Sassoon

Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. - J.M. Barrie

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results. - Calvin Coolidge

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Liberate yourself today. At work or at home - you don't have to be how others expect you to be. - Elaine Harrison

Our environment, the world in which we live and work, is a mirror of our attitudes and expectations. - Earl Nightingale

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

How do you nurture a positive attitude when all the statistics say you're a dead man? You go to work. - Patrick Swayze

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Transformation also means looking for ways to stop pushing yourself so hard professionally or inviting so much stress. - Gail Sheehy

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Integrate what you believe in every single area of your life. Take your heart to work and ask the most and best of everybody else too. - Meryl Streep

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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