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Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it. - Madeleine L'Engle

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Be steady and well-ordered in your life so that you can be fierce and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

Faithfulness is essential to the character of a friend: without this there can be no safety in intimacy with and confidence in him. - Samuel Hopkins

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

I'm always tinkering with something - suddenly I'll think I can work with wood, but then I'll realize I can't, so I go back to sewing. - Melissa McCarthy


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