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Instant Acrophobia

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Instant Acrophobia thanks to Mike King

I thought YOU brought the light bulb!

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The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Always be the person you would want to work for. - Liz Brenner

When the devil finds a lazy woman, he puts her to work. - Russian Proverb

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Ideas are funny little things. They won't work unless you do. - Unknown

The traveler with empty pockets pursues his journey in perfect safety. - Ovid

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Work hard, stay positive, and get up early. It's the best part of the day. - George Allen

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

If A is success in life, then A = X + Y + Z. Work is X, play is Y, and Z is keeping your mouth shut. - Albert Einstein

If I could I would always work in silence and obscurity, and let my efforts be known by their results. - Emily Bronte

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

My job is not to make decisions but to set stretch objectives and help our managers work out how to reach them. - Sergio Marchionne

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I thank the Lord I no longer have to go to work. I just get out of bed in the morning, and there it is - all around me. - Unknown

Greatness is sifted through the grind, therefore don't despise the hard work now, for surely it will be worth it in the end. - Sanjo Jendayi

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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