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A day is a miniature eternity. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Time is the chrysalsis of eternity. - Richter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Time is given us to use in view of eternity. - Harry Ironside

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Cavity: Empty space ready to be stuffed with dentist's bills. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

If NASA really wants to find water on Mars, they should just send me there to hit a golf ball. - Gene Jaster

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare


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