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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Highway: The space between billboards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

Somewhere, behind space and time,
Is wetter water, slimier slime. - Rupert Brooke

The Religion that is afraid of science dishonors God and commits suicide. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

It is through science that we prove, but through intuition that we discover. - Jules Henri Poincare

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The great tragedy of science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact. - Aldous Huxley

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

The months and days are the travelers of eternity. The years that come and go are also voyagers. - Matsuo Basho

Cyberspace can't compensate for real space. We benefit from chatting to people face to face. - Jonathan Sacks

Hope is tenacious. It goes on living and working when science has dealt it what should be its deathblow. - Paul L Dunbar

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

The really wonderful thing that happened to me when I was in space was this feeling of belonging to the entire universe. - Mae Jemison

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

The fundamental concept in social science is Power, in the same sense in which Energy is the fundamental concept in physics. - Bertrand Russell

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Science is built up with facts, as a house is with stones. But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house. - Jules H Poincare

The march of science and technology does not imply growing intellectual complexity in the lives of most people. It often means the opposite. - Thomas Sowell

When my wife says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, I know I have just enough time to fly to space and write a poem on the moon before we go. - Mike Vanatta

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles


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