Inventor of Time Travel

Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Speech is of time; silence is of eternity. - Thomas Carlyle

What I value most next to eternity is time. - Madame Swetchine

Maintenance is as much art as it is science. - Unknown

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. - Loren Eiseley

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon. - Christina Frederick

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Success is the space one occupies in the newspaper. Success is one day's insolence. - Elias Canetti

If newborn babies could speak they would be the most intelligent beings on planet earth. - Jaden Smith

If you thought before that science was certain - well, that is just an error on your part. - Richard P Feynman

We've arranged a civilization in which most crucial elements profoundly depend on science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

You live in the image you have of the world. Every one of us lives in a different world, with different space and different time. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Cricket - a game which the English, not being a spiritual people, have invented in order to give themselves some conception of eternity. - Lord Mancroft

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Throw your dream into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back: a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. - Anais Nin

Who, by vigor of mind almost divine, the motions and figures of the planets, the paths of comets, and the tides of the seas first demonstrated. - Isaac Newton

Got no checkbooks, got no banks,
Still I'd like to express my thanks -
I got the sun in the mornin'
And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin