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A great nation deserves great art. - Art Delage

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Life imitates Art far more than Art imitates Life. - Oscar Wilde

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Controversy is part of the nature of art and creativity. - Yoko Ono

Works of art make rules; rules do not make works of art. - Claude Debussy

Painting is stronger than me, it makes me do its bidding. - Pablo Picasso

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

In France, cooking is a serious art form and a national sport. - Julia Child

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

In art, the hand can never execute anything higher than the heart can inspire. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

I have discovered the art of fooling diplomats. I speak the truth, and they never believe me. - Camillo Di Cavour

Leadership is the art of getting others to want to do something you are convinced should be done. - Vance Packard

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

Faith is the art of holding on to things your reason has once accepted in spite of your changing moods. - C S Lewis

Art is a human activity having for its purpose the transmission to others of the highest and best feelings. - Leo Tolstoy

Build. Destroy. Rebuild. I've mastered the art of bouncing back. Now to master the art of not having to. - Unknown

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

I adore art. When I am alone with my notes, my heart pounds and the tears stream from my eyes, and my emotion and my joys are too much to bear. - Guiseppe Verdi


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