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Bubba's bathroom home entertainment system
Lo-tech stereo TV on the throne
QuotaBillsFishing Show: Reel-life TV. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
TV: Chewing gum for the eyes. - Frank Lloyd Wright
Johnny Cash: A dime for the pay toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Ah, TV respects me. It laughs with me, not at me! - Homer Simpson
When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder
Like toilet paper, laughter is in short supply these days. - Phil Callaway
Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias
The kitchen. The bathroom. The yin and yang of the household. - David C. Holley
Let's bask in television's warm, glowing, warming glow. - Homer Simpson
I used to practice Tony speeches in my bathroom with my hairbrush. - Audra McDonald
When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown
Running is an unnatural act, except from enemies and to the bathroom. - Unknown
Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television. - David Letterman
Siliwood: The coming convergence of movies, interactive TV and computers - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Cash Flow: The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart
Television: a medium. So called because it's neither rare nor well done. - Ernie Kovacs
Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other. - Ann Landers
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets? - Dick Cavett
I'd rather be able to face myself in the bathroom mirror than be rich and famous. - Ani DiFranco
If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel
At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter
Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon
I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer
TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland
I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood
The last fight was my fault though. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!" - Red Skelton
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. - Groucho Marx
The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. - Kim Kardashian
I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright
More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey
I could never have imagined that firing 67 people on national television would actually make me more popular, especially with the younger generation. - Donald Trump