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iPot thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The vertizontal hold on the TV. - Archie Bunker

In television blood is thicker than talent. - Gerald F Lieberman

When I was your age, television was called books. - William Goldman

Television proves that sight has a definite odor. - Gerald F Lieberman

I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom. - Amit Bhatia

Nothing is really real unless it happens on television. - Daniel J. Boorstin

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Television is a medium because anything well done is rare. - Fred Allen

Television has been the single greatest shaper of emptiness. - Ravi Zacharias

Bed is like the womb, only drier and with better TV reception. - Linda Richman

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Canadian cities looked the way American cities did on television. - William Gibson

When your wife asks what's on TV, dust is not the right answer. - Unknown

Most of the time he sounds like he has a mouth full of toilet paper. - Rex Reed

Entertainment is a thing of the past, today we've got television. - Archie Bunker

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

So long as there's a jingle in your head, television isn't free. - Jason Love

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother. - Ronnie Spector

I started singing in the bathroom. Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly. - Rod Stewart

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

When I was younger I used to lock myself in the bathroom and read in the dry tub. - Karen Russell

I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts. - Orson Welles

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

At Disneyland, you never go 'backstage' - even when you're in the bathroom. - Hideo Kojima

For those of you watching who do not have television sets, live commentary is on Radio 2. - David Coleman

One of the most important gifts we have in television - the ability to heal through laughter. - Soleil M Frye

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet. - Richard M Nixon

With every bathroom renovation, there are three areas that I focus on: budget, function and style. - Candice Olson

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

TV and the Internet are good because they keep stupid people from spending too much time out in public. - Douglas Coupland

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of the television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners. - Johnny Carson

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. - Arthur C. Clarke

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

My wife was a make-up artist, and she's a total product junkie. Our bathroom is packed full of lotions and potions so I end up trying them out. - Robert Carlyle

More people watch television and get their information that way than read books. I find new technology and new ways of communication very exciting. - Stephen Covey


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