QuotaBillsDiets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones
Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey
It's okay to play with your food. - Emeril Lagasse
Laughter is brightest where food is best. - Irish Proverb
The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb
Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde
Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb
The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese
Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown
Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb
I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields
The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.
I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee
I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child
Before eating, always take a little time to thank the food. - Arapaho Proverb
My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers
Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller
Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri
The maxim that the "best is the cheapest" does not apply to food. - W.O. Atwater
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen
The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child
My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. - Sara Sheridan
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
Number theorists are like lotus-eaters – having once tasted of this food they can never give it up. - Leopold Kronecker
Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown
I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock