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Irish Yoga - Day 1

Morning after exercise in Ireland

Irish Yoga - Day 1 thanks to Keith Blake

Exercise on St. Patrick's Day

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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

Paddy O Furniture: Irish lawn chairs - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

The Irish ignore anything they can't drink or punch. - James Boswell

Where would the Irish be without someone to be Irish at? - Elizabeth Bowen

If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks. - Brendan Behan

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

In Ireland, a writer is looked upon as a failed conversationalist. - Unknown

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

I've heard some duff Irish accents. The worst must be Mickey Rourke. - James Nesbitt

Other people have a nationality. The Irish and the Jews have a psychosis. - Brendan Behan

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Under the English legal system you are innocent until you are shown to be Irish. - Ted Whitehead

Let everyone leave all the guns - British guns and Irish guns - outside the door. - Martin McGuinness

I think of myself as being Jewish and Irish, despite the fact that I'm English. - Daniel Radcliffe

The most important pieces of equipment you need for doing yoga are your body and your mind. - Rodney Yee

Jameson's Irish Whiskey really does improve with age: the older I get the more I like it. - Bob Monkhouse

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves. - T. Guillemets

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scotts as a joke, but the Scotts haven't seen the joke yet. - Oliver Herford

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal." - Jonathan Swift

I think Paul McGuinness and U2 created the Irish music industry. It certainly wasn't there before that. - Van Morrison

I was freelancing for years in Cork and around. I also wrote freelance pieces for 'The Irish Times.' - Kevin Barry

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee

This yoga should be practiced with firm determination and perseverance, without any mental reservation or doubts. - Bhagavad Gita

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized. - Oscar Wilde

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. - William Howard Taft

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets


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