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Is Lunch Ready?

Patient waiting line awaits unraveling of fish net

Is Lunch Ready? thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When food tastes a foot away

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

Sushi Vendor: A sell-fish guy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

There's always a bigger fish. - Qui-Gon Jinn

Who took the cork out of my lunch? - WC Fields

Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Fish and visitors stink after three days. - Benjamin Franklin

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living. - Julius Boros

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A lawyer is an odd sort of fish, first rotten, then green, then ripe. - Robert Christy

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

Clement Attlee reminds me of a dead fish before it has had time to stiffen. - George Orwell

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge? - Douglas Adams

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

You can lead a herring to water, but you have to walk really fast or he'll die. - Rose

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

When they see me holding fish, they can see that I am comfortable with kings as well as with paupers. - Imelda Marcos

Model Wife: One who, when she spades the garden, picks up the fish worms and saves them for her husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens. - Bill Murray


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