Is This What You Think I Look Like?
What the cat looked like when it went on a diet
Looking at your own cool portrait
QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker
After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb
Don't judge a cat by its coat. - Magdalena VandenBerg
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin
The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb
What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse
If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb
I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom
There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly
I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. - Winston Churchill
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine
There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore
I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown
Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown
Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
A tom cat hijacked a plane, stuck a pistol into the pilot's ribs and demanded, "Take me to the Canaries." - Bob Monkhouse
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen