QuotaBillsCuriosity killed the cat. - English Proverb
A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb
Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown
Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin
When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown
What's the matter? You look like you just saw a clown. - Dean Winchester
I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt
So comes snow after fire, and even dragons have their endings. - JRR Tolkien
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel
There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer
The trouble with a kitten is that when it grows up, it's always a cat. - Ogden Nash
A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx
It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping
I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain
Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later. - Unknown
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain
Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan
To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it. - Doug Larson
Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock
A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin
Noel Coward: "Edna, you almost look like a man."
Ferber: "So do you." - Edna Ferber
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller
Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown
When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne
Advice is like snow, the softer it falls the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper it sinks into the mind. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon
I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson
The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli
When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen