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Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

Is This What You Think I Look Like? thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at your own cool portrait

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

All cats appear grey in the dark. - English Proverb

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Meow means "woof" in cat. - George Carlin

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

If I wear too much tartan I tend to look like a Thermos flask. - Ronnie Corbett

I look like I'm Chinese or Thai or Japanese - very different. - Mary Kom

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

There's no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat. - Wesley Bates

It was a great interview process. They were fighting like cats and dogs. - Donald Trump

There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. - Albert Schweitzer

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head. - Steven Wright

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

When a man loves cats, I am his friend and comrade without further introduction. - Mark Twain

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

When I play with my cat, who knows whether she is not amusing herself with me more than I with her. - Montaigne

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

Don't keep reaching for the stars because you'll just look like an idiot stretching that way for no reason. - Jimmy Fallon

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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