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Is This What You Think I Look Like?

What the cat looked like when it went on a diet

Is This What You Think I Look Like? thanks to Keith Blake

Looking at your own cool portrait

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Curiosity killed the cat. - English Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

After dark, all cats are leopards. - Zuni Proverb

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West

Parts of Texas look like Kansas with a goiter. - Unknown

Going to law is losing a cow for the sake of a cat. - Mark Twain

Dogs can't operate an MRI machine but cats can. - Unknown

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin

My photographs don't do me justice – they just look like me. - Phyllis Diller

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. - Rodney Dangerfield

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but deteriorate the cat. - Mark Twain

Sleep is like my cat. I can call him by his name, but he still won't come to me. - Shane Koyczan

To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail. - Abraham Maslow

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

My tent doesn't look like much but it is air-conditioned and has exceptional location. - Fennel Hudson

I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior. - Hippolyte Taine

One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. - Mark Twain

I may look like a potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then. - Unknown

Look closely at the present you are constructing. It should look like the future you are dreaming. - Unknown

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you, he really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood

Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. - Alice M Swaim

They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

The best reason for a knitter to marry is that you can't teach the cat to be impressed when you finish a lace scarf. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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