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Island Music

Perfect scenery for an evening concert

Island Music thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Twilight violin performance on the bay

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The only truth is music. - Jack Kerouac

Music is my higher power. - Oliver James

Music is an outburst of the soul. - Frederick Delius

Music, my rampart and my only one. - Edna St Vincent Millay

Music is a means of rapid transportation. - John Cage

No man is an island,
Entire of itself - John Donne

Without music, life would be a blank to me. - Jane Austen

Snoring: 1. Sheet music; 2. Sound sleeping. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In rock music terms I'm like a dinosaur. - Belinda Carlisle

Music is spiritual. The music business is not. - Van Morrison

Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

Making music should not be left to the professionals. - Michelle Shocked

Modern music is three farts and a raspberry, orchestrated. - John Barbirolli

The music is not in the notes, but in the silence between. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Yoga is almost like music in a way; there's no end to it. - Sting

Most people die with their music still locked up inside them. - Benjamin Disraeli

The sweetest music in the world to every person is his own name. - Unknown

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune. - Kin Hubbard

Music is the tool to express life - and all that makes a difference. - Herbie Hancock

All music is folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song. - Louis Armstrong

I haven't understood a bar of music in my life, but I have felt it. - Igor Stravinsky

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

Music, once admitted to the soul, becomes a sort of spirit, and never dies. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

Music, the greatest good that mortals know and all of heaven we have hear below. - Joseph Addison

Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom: the music is nothing if the audience is deaf. - Walter Lippmann

If you look deep enough you will see music; the heart of nature being everywhere music. - Thomas Carlyle

Great music is as much about the space between the notes as it is about the notes themselves. - Sting

Whatever music sounds like, I am glad to say that it does not sound in the smallest degree like German. - Oscar Wilde

A hundred years from now, people will listen to the music of the Beatles the same way we listen to Mozart. - Paul McCartney

Music makes one feel so romantic - at least it always gets on one's nerves - which is the same thing nowadays. - Oscar Wilde

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

Without music to decorate it, time is just a bunch of boring production deadlines or dates by which bills must be paid. - Frank Zappa

Music expresses feeling and thought, without language; it was below and before speech, and it is above and beyond all words. - Robert G Ingersoll

If I had my life to live over again, I would have made a rule to read some poetry and listen to some music at least once every week. - Charles Darwin

It is quite untrue that British people don't appreciate music. They may not understand it but they absolutely love the noise it makes. - Sir Thomas Beecham

Musical innovation is full of danger to the State, for when modes of music change, the fundamental laws of the State always change with them. - Plato

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means put down. - Bob Newhart


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