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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)
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Conscience is God present in man. - Victor Hugo

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

I'm an atheist and I thank God for it. - George Bernard Shaw

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Care more for a grain of faith than a ton of excitement. - Charles Spurgeon

Prayer does not change God, but it changes him who prays. - Soren Kierkegaard

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

God never sent hunger without sending something to satisfy it. - Ireland Proverb

Praise adds nothing to beauty - makes it neither better nor worse. - Marcus Aurelius

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

Without faith, nothing is possible. With it, nothing is impossible. - Mary McLeod Bethune

Sandwich every bit of criticism between two heavy layers of praise. - Mary Kay Ash

Whosoever is delighted in solitude is either a wild beast or a god. - Aristotle

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

God created Adam lord of all living creatures, but Eve spoiled it all. - Martin Luther

Pray that success will not come any faster than you are able to endure it. - Elbert Hubbard

God gave me a gift to do other things besides play the game of basketball. - LeBron James

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. - Peter Mere Latham

God made the world round so we would never be able to see too far down the road. - Unknown

A sense of humor, properly developed, is superior to any religion so far devised. - Tom Robbins

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I'm not normally a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman! - Homer Simpson

Let praise be given equally to women as well as men who have been distinguished in virtue. - Plato

The darker the night, the brighter the stars,
The deeper the grief, the closer is God! - Fyodor Dostoyevsky

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

It is not your business to succeed, but to do right; when you have done so, the rest lies with God. - C S Lewis

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg. - Unknown

Most people have some sort of religion, at least they know which church they're staying away from. - John Erskine

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

I've come to view Jesus much the way I view Elvis. I love the guy but the fan clubs really freak me out. - John Fugelsang

I always tole God, "I'm gwine to hole stiddy on you, an' you've got to see me through." - Harriet Tubman

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

Drop the last year into the silent limbo of the past. Let it go, for it was imperfect, and thank God that it can go. - Brooks Atkinson


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