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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

If there were no God, there would be no atheists. - G K Chesterton

Laughter is the smile of God on a troubled world. - Phil Callaway

If you desire praise or esteem, endeavor to merit it. - Norman MacDonald

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

All our fret and worry is caused by calculating without God. - Oswald Chambers

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish. - Unknown

You pray for the hungry. Then you feed them. That's how prayer works. - Pope Francis

God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars. - Elbert Hubbard

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

If Jesus were living in our culture, he would probably hang out in coffeehouses. - Mark Batterson

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Easter is the demonstration of God that life is essentially spiritual and timeless. - Charles M Crowe

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

There would be no sense in saying you trusted Jesus if you would not take his advice. - C S Lewis

If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology. - Jay Leno

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

When we cling too tightly to what God did last, we often miss what God wants to do next. - Mark Batterson

When you carry the cross of Jesus, you will find that the cross will wind up carrying you. - Unknown

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark. - Duncan Spaeth

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

I love these little people; and it is not a slight thing when they, who are so fresh from God, love us. - Charles Dickens

Going to Church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. - Billy Sunday

If you take care of the things that are dear to God, He will take care of the things that are dear to you. - Howard Taylor

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Mosquito: 1. A small insect designed by God to make us think better of flies; 2. The state bird of New Jersey. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Treat the Lord Jesus Christ as a personal friend. His is not a creed, a mere doctrine, but it is He Himself we have. - Dwight L Moody

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

To love means loving the unlovable. To forgive means pardoning the unpardonable. Faith means believing the unbelievable. - G K Chesterton

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

God has already arranged a comeback for every setback, a vindication for every wrong, a new beginning for every disappointment. - Joel Osteen

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Discipleship does not come from positions of prominence, wealth, or advanced learning. The disciples of Jesus came from all walks of life. - James E Faust

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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