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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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In God we trust. - U.S. Currency Motto

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I talk to God but the sky is empty. - Sylvia Plath

God made man because he loves stories. - Elie Wiesel

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

Faith is believing what you know ain't so. - Mark Twain

One filled with joy preaches without preaching. - Mother Teresa

Humankind's ladder to God is a ladder of deeds. - Sholem Asch

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Enthusiasm is a kind of faith that has been set afire. - George Matthew Adams

Droughts are because god didn't pay his water bill. - Steven Wright

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

My self healing lies in praying for those who have harmed me. - Marianne Williamson

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

I am as bad as the worst, but, thank God, I am as good as the best. - Walt Whitman

The folks in Mississippi are saying, 'Thank God for Texas.' - Kinky Friedman

You can do very little with faith, but you can do nothing without it. - Samuel Butler

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

Fools may our scorn, not envy raise,
For envy is a kind of praise. - John Gay

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

There are those who want to get all they can from God instead of giving all they can to God. - Unknown

Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Saint Francis of Assisi

There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of bread. - Mahatma Gandhi

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

Faith is belief in what you cannot see or prove or touch. Faith is walking face-first and full-speed into the dark. - Elizabeth Gilbert

It is a press, certainly, but a press from which shall flow in inexhaustible streams... through it, God will spread his word. - Johannes Gutenberg

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

When you die, God and the angels will hold you accountable for all the pleasures you were allowed in this life that you denied yourself. - Unknown

In the best, the friendliest and simplest relations flattery or praise is necessary, just as grease is necessary to keep wheels turning. - Leo Tolstoy

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference. - Reinhold Niebuhr


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