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Jesus Was Here

Proof of miracles in the 21st Century

Jesus Was Here thanks to Howard Chapman

Water turned into wine at the local liquor branch

Marriage at Cana - turning water into wine (John 2:1-10)

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God gave me my money. - John D. Rockefeller

Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

God is in the details. - Ludwig Mies van der Rohe

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

You cannot serve God and Mammon. - Bible

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

You had no faith to lose and you know it. - Bob Dylan

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

By night an atheist half believes in God. - Edward Young

Not truth, but faith it is that keeps the world alive. - Edna St. Vincent Millay

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish. - Albert Einstein

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

For the man who prays in his heart, the whole world is a church. - Sylvain of Athos

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I may not be where I need to be but I thank God I'm not where I used to be! - Joyce Meyer

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. - Josh Billings

In Islam, the legislative power and competence to establish laws belong exclusively to God. - Ayatollah Khomeini

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here. - Willie Nelson

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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