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Pit Bull Faith - DannyMac

Men plan and God laughs. - Yiddish Proverb

Religion altars the mind. - Tony Follari

Faith is not bereft of reason. - Ravi Zacharias

Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We must trust God with what we can't control. - David Jeremiah

I once dieted so religiously I quit eating in Church. - Zig Ziglar

God is at home, it's we who have gone out for a walk. - Meister Eckhart

Use those God-given assets and be sexy, at least to a point. - Donald Trump

Praise is a rebuke to the man whose conscience alloweth it not. - Eliza Cook

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

God intends to give us what we need, not what we now think we want. - C S Lewis

If you think you can win, you can win. Faith is necessary to victory. - William Hazlitt

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

To be born in India is to arrive into the world swimming in religion. - Ravi Zacharias

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Faith is the substance of things hoped for, the evidence of things not seen. - Hebrews 11:1

It is better in prayer to have a heart without words than words without a heart. - Mahatma Gandhi

No man can be called friendless when he has God and the companionship of good books. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

We failed, but in the good providence of God, apparent failure often proves a blessing. - Robert E Lee

If God had granted all the silly prayers I've made in my life, where should I be now? - C S Lewis

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless. - Nicolas Chamfort

The praise of others may be of use in teaching us, not what we are, but what we ought to be. - Julius C Hare

I pay no attention whatever to anybody's praise or blame. I simply follow my own feelings. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

To one who has faith, no explanation is necessary. To one without faith, no explanation is possible. - Thomas Aquinas

You can't let praise or criticism get to you. It's a weakness to get caught up in either one. - John Wooden

When God blesses you financially, don't raise your standard of living: raise your standard of giving. - Mark Batterson

The longer you are on this journey of faith and understanding, you actually realize how little you do know. - Ravi Zacharias

The Irish Catholic side was married to the life of an actor and I found out acting could be a form of prayer. - Liam Neeson

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

I don't think that we're meant to understand it all the time. I think that sometimes we just have to have faith. - Nicholas Sparks

Let us have faith that right makes might, and in that faith, let us, to the end, dare to do our duty as we understand it. - Abraham Lincoln

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Some keep the Sabbath going to Church
I keep it, staying at Home
With a Bobolink for a Chorister
And an Orchard for a Dome - Emily Dickinson

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei


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