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Jim's Happy Hour
To Jim Farley, every hour is Happy Hour
Dedicated to Jim Farley (A.K.A. 'Harvey Fuddpucker') who passed away on June 6, 2012 in Waco, Texas
'Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional.' - Jim Farley
We became good friends in the short time I've known you, Jim. I'll always remember our discussions about what really happened during the 1963 JFK Assassination in Dallas and the cover-up of it since then, and how your father was a motorcycle cop in Waco during those years. You even encouraged me by tackling a few of my Classic and Trivia Sudoku puzzles. I wish I had longer to talk to you, but alas, it's your time to live the rest of your next life in a never-ending Happy Hour. I cherish our talk about how every day above ground was a good day, but it's kind of ironic that for me, today above ground is much sadder with your passing. My sincere thoughts and prayers go out to your wife, Vic, and to your family. Hang in there, good buddy, and when I next meet you again, let’s find out what really did happen to JFK and catch up on old times! Thanks for the wonderful memories, 'Harvey'...
We became good friends in the short time I've known you, Jim. I'll always remember our discussions about what really happened during the 1963 JFK Assassination in Dallas and the cover-up of it since then, and how your father was a motorcycle cop in Waco during those years. You even encouraged me by tackling a few of my Classic and Trivia Sudoku puzzles. I wish I had longer to talk to you, but alas, it's your time to live the rest of your next life in a never-ending Happy Hour. I cherish our talk about how every day above ground was a good day, but it's kind of ironic that for me, today above ground is much sadder with your passing. My sincere thoughts and prayers go out to your wife, Vic, and to your family. Hang in there, good buddy, and when I next meet you again, let’s find out what really did happen to JFK and catch up on old times! Thanks for the wonderful memories, 'Harvey'...
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Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
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The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
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Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley
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The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
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One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
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In wine, there is truth. - Pliny the Elder
Good wine needs no vine. - French Proverb
Good wine is a necessity of life. - Thomas Jefferson
Wine is my favorite 4 letter word. - Unknown
At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley
When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb
That one kind of grapes on my nerves. - Archie Bunker
Cranberries: Grapes with hypertension - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen
When wine goes in strange things come out. - Friedrich Schiller
Life is too short to drink the house wine. - Helen Thomas
We only serve fine wine. Did you bring any? - Unknown
The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes. - William Shakespeare
I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown
Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown
Wine is the flower in the buttonhole of life. - Werumeus Buning
Way past Happy Hour. Working on Happy Weekend. - Jim Farley
Music is the wine that fills the cup of silence. - Robert Fripp
The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb
We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. - Pope John XXIII
A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world. - Louis Pasteur
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin
I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov
If one glass of wine is good for you, just imagine what a whole bottle could do! - Unknown
Some wines improve with age, but only if the grapes were good in the first place. - Abigail Van Buren
One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself. I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others. - Samuel Johnson
Just as Jesus created wine from water, we humans are capable of transmuting emotion into music. - Carlos Santana
Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz
Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. - Joan Collins
If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown
Milk is the drink of babies, tea the drink of women, water the drink of beasts, and wine is the drink of the gods. - John S Blackie
I'd learned some things. I knew you weren't supposed to hold a good wine at the top - the paper bag falls off. - Pat Paulsen
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker
A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke
The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison
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