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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

There are no menial jobs, only menial attitudes. - William J. Brennan, Jr.

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

It's true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance? - Ronald Reagan

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The romantic idealism of my youth has been replaced with realism and hard work at what I love. - Monique Roffey

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

A leader is not an administrator who loves to run others, but someone who carries water for his people, so that they can get on with their jobs. - Robert Townsend

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele

Ego stops you from getting things done and getting people to work with you. That's why I firmly believe that ego and success are not compatible. - Harvey Mackay


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