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Job Retraining

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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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Work hard, nap hard. - Demi Lovato

Work without love is slavery. - Mother Teresa

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

Work expands to fill the time available for its completion. - Cyril Northcote Parkinson

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work. - Pearl Bailey

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

On this team, we're all united in a common goal: to keep my job. - Lou Holtz

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

Man - a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. - Mark Twain

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The highest reward for your work is not what you get for it, but what you become by it. - John C Maxwell

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Most people work just hard enough not to get fired, and get paid just enough money not to quite. - George Carlin

It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours. - Harry S Truman

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe. - Morgan Freeman

The leader's job is to see the best in human beings who have never caught sight of the best within themselves. - Robin Sharma

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

In Mexico, an air-conditioner is called a "politician" because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well. - Len Deighton

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

Having kids - the responsibility of rearing good, kind, ethical, responsible human beings - is the biggest job anyone can embark on. - Maria Shriver

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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