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Job Retraining

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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The longer the title, the less important the job. - George McGovern

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

If the plan does not work, change the plan, but never the goal. - Unknown

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid. - Benjamin Franklin

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

There is an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job. - Peter F Drucker

A bad job with a good boss is better than a good job with a bad boss. - Unknown

The sum of wisdom is that time is never lost that is devoted to work. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The hardest job kids face today is learning good manners without seeing any. - Fred Astaire

Plans are only good intentions unless they immediately degenerate into hard work. - Peter F Drucker

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

The best prize that life has to offer is the chance to work hard at work worth doing. - Theodore Roosevelt

If a man smiles all the time he's probably selling something that doesn't work. - George Carlin

Good leaders do not take on all the work themselves; neither do they take all the credit. - Unknown

A lot of people feel very good about Mitt Romney and I think he's going to do a great job. - Donald Trump

A dream doesn't become reality through magic; it takes sweat, determination and hard work. - Colin Powell

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

When they start the game, they don't yell, 'Work ball.' They say, 'Play ball.' - Willie Stargell

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

Economists are people who work with numbers but who don't have the personality to be accountants. - Unknown

Deprived of meaningful work, men and women lose their reason for existence; they go stark, raving mad. - Fyodor Dostoevsky

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

Three rules of work: Out of clutter, find simplicity. From discord, find harmony. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

The three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; and third, common sense. - Thomas Edison


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