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Job Retraining thanks to Keith Blake

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The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

You are not your resume, you are your work. - Seth Godin

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

Work hard in silence. Let success make the noise. - Unknown

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

No man will work for your interests unless they are his. - David Seabury

If Plan A didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! - Claire Cook

If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Your most important work is always ahead of you, never behind you. - Stephen Covey

Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

Continue to learn and challenge yourself. The hard work will pay off. - Unknown

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Work hard for what you want, because it won't come to you without a fight. - Unknown

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

If I have one advantage, it's that I will try to work harder than the next guy. - Jay Leno

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

Trust God for the impossible - miracles are His department. Our job is to do our best, letting the Lord do the rest. - David Jeremiah

Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist: it reduces him to his fighting weight. - Josh Billings

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

The worst disease which can afflict executives in their work is not, as popularly supposed, alcoholism; it's egotism. - Robert Frost

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson


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