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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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Does running late count as exercise? - Unknown

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

If youth had but the knowledge and old age the strength. - French Proverb

Maybe I oughta get one of them priests in to exercise with her. - Archie Bunker

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

There are two ways of exerting one's strength: one is pushing down, the other is pulling up. - Booker T. Washington

Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. - John Adams

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Let the resurrection joy lift us from loneliness and weakness and despair to strength and beauty and happiness. - Floyd W Tomkins

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

If you push me towards something that you think is a weakness, then I will turn that perceived weakness into a strength. - Michael Jordan

It is good to be tired and wearied by the futile search after the true good, that we may stretch out our arms to the Redeemer. - Blaise Pascal

Rather than the strength it takes to not lose, it's the strength to stand back up after a loss that is sometimes more valuable. - Kyo Shirodaira

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Schools must stop being holding pens to keep energetic young people off the job market and off the streets. We stretch puberty out a long, long time. - Toni Morrison


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