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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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I'm in no shape to exercise. - Unknown

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me. - Mark Twain

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise. - Sigmund Freud

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

Mastering others is strength. Mastering oneself makes you fearless. - Lao-tzu

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. - Marsha Doble

It doesn't take a lot of strength to hang on. It takes a lot of strength to let go. - J.C. Watts

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

Make big pots of soups, stews and chilis, they stretch a buck, and you can live off them for days. - Rachael Ray

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

I have the ability to build myself up or break myself down. I stay positive. Strength comes from within. - Hayley Williams

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base. - William Arthur Ward

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi

You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe


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