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Jogging Bike

How to put spring into your steps

Jogging Bike thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Taking a leisurely jog around the park

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I hardly ever stretch the canvas before painting. - Jackson Pollock

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass. - Martin Mull

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television. - Victoria Wood

Fitness needs to be perceived as fun and games or we subconsciously avoid it. - Alan Thicke

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

But we have to pass the [health care] bill so that you can find out what's in it. - Nancy Pelosi

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

I exercise extreme self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast. - WC Fields

Sometimes you cannot worship from your strength but you must choose to worship from your faith. - Unknown

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

We - we need strength, we need energy, we need quickness and we need brain in this country to turn it around. - Donald Trump

What we think determines what happens to us, so if we want to change our lives, we need to stretch our minds. - Wayne Dyer

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the muscles that can. - Terry Pratchett

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

Edgy is fine - I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but what's wrong with a good ol' belly laugh? - Carol Burnett

In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength, but through persistence. - Buddha

It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

I pray for forgiveness. For help and guidance. To be a better person. For the health of my family. For the world to be a better place. - Tyson Fury

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins

Nothing's as easy as it is on a sitcom. Issues that we take care of in 20 minutes on the show can stretch out over years in real families. - Tim Allen

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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