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Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Silence is a source of great strength. - Lao Tzu

My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit. - Phyllis Diller

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

Yoga: Yellow-coloured center portion of a yegg - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

We all have enough strength to follow our reason. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Rudeness if the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

Yoga exists in the world because everything is linked. - Desikashar

Restore a man to his health, his purse lies open to thee. - Robert Burton

What is really a stretch to me is to make quick decisions. - Ang Lee

Yoga is not just a workout - it's about working on yourself. - Mary Glover

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. - Mark Twain

For those wounded by civilization, yoga is the most healing salve. - T. Guillemets

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting. - Bill Murray

Jumping At Conclusions: Not half as much exercise as digging for facts - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

Animation is like running a marathon, and making a movie is like a 100 meter sprint. - Marjane Satrapi

The reason I'm running for President is because I can't be Bruce Springsteen. - Barack Obama

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship. - Buddha

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

My opinion, my conviction, gains immensely in strength and sureness the minute a second mind has adopted it. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Even if you don't have time for a big workout, stretching in the morning and night really changes your body. - Erin Heatherton

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Health is your greatest wealth, so experiencing a marathon and seeing what you're capable of is really special. - Christy Turlington

The strongest people are not those who show strength in front of us but those who win battles we know nothing about. - Unknown

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle

Anyone who practices can obtain success in yoga but not one who is lazy. Constant practice alone is the secret of success. - Svatmarama

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. - Mark Twain

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers

Health is the finest possession. Contentment is the ultimate wealth. Trustworthy people are the best relatives. Unbinding is the supreme ease. - Buddha


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