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I like to stretch my acting muscles. - Samantha Morton

The strength of the Wolf is in the pack. - Rudyard Kipling

My head says gym but my heart says tacos. - Unknown

A critic is a legless man who teaches running. - Channing Pollock

Yoga is a method to come to a non-dreaming mind. - Osho

With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength. - Eric Hoffer

The strength of the group is the strength of the leaders. - Vince Lombardi

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

Gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. - Liz Smith

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

I get my exercise running to the funerals of my friends who exercise. - Barry Gray

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

My greatest strength as a consultant is to be ignorant and ask a few questions. - Peter F Drucker

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Yoga teaches us to cure what need not be endured and endure what cannot be cured. - B.K. Iyengar

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My legs are so sore from the gym that I almost couldn't walk to the donut shop. - Bill Murray

I object to people running down the future. I intend to live the rest of my life there. - Charles F Kettering

Man should not try to avoid stress any more than he would shun food, love, or exercise. - Hans Selye

All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running from, and to, and why. - James Thurber

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

A good role is something that will stretch your abilities and make you go beyond your levels. - Jennifer Winget

If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman

We deceive ourselves when we fancy that only weakness needs support. Strength needs it far more. - Anne-Sophie Swetchine

We laid the track on a smooth stretch of ground about one hundred feet north of the new building. - Orville Wright

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag. - Charles Barkley

It would be a terrific innovation if you could get your mind to stretch a little further tan the next wisecrack. - Katharine Hepburn

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score. - Bill Copeland

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

If you put all your strength and faith and vigor into a job, and try to do the best you can, the money will come. - Lawrence Welk

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

It's the generally accepted privilege of theologians to stretch the heavens, that is the Scriptures, like tanners with a hide. - Desiderius Erasmus

To win back my youth... There is nothing I wouldn't do - except take exercise, get up early, or be a useful member of the community. - Oscar Wilde

The size of your success is measured by the strength of your desire, the size of your dream, and how you handle disappointment along the way. - Robert Kiyosaki

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda


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