Joyous Lawyers

Criminal Lawer: A redundancy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Justice delayed is justice denied. - William Gladstone

Useless laws weaken necessary laws. - Charles de Secondat

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

Justice is a law of nature rarely found in human affairs. - Unknown

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

I've never been in love. I've always been a lawyer. - Unknown

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

Joy shared is twice the joy. Sorrow shared is half the sorrow. - Swedish Proverb

Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws. - Barbara Kingsolver

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known. - Charles E Hughes

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. - Bertrand Russell

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law. - Sophocles

It is only in sorrow bad weather masters us; in joy we face the storm and defy it. - Amelia Barr

On Valentine's Day, I wired flowers for my mother-in-law, but she found the fuse. - Milton Berle

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Mob law does not become due process of law by securing the assent of a terrorized jury. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again. - Nelson Mandela

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A lawyer is a gentleman that rescues your estate from your enemies and then keeps it to himself. - Henry P Brougham

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Most of the dishonest lawyers are the product of dishonest clients - the demand creates the supply. - Morris Salem

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

Put least trust in him who is foremost to praise you,
Nor judge of a road till it draw to the end. - John B O'Reilly

Change is the law of life. And those who look only to the past or present are certain to miss the future. - John F Kennedy

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

The question arises: whether all lawyers are the same. This is like asking whether everything that gets into a sewer is garbage. - Florynce R Kennedy

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

Pilots take no special joy in walking: pilots like flying. Pilots generally take pride in a good landing, not in getting out of the vehicle. - Neil Armstrong

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright