Joyous Lawyers

One joy scatters a hundred griefs. - Chinese Proverb

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Writing laws is easy, but governing is difficult. - Leo Tolstoy

Lawyers are the foot soldiers of our Constitution. - Rennard Strickland

Find a joy you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Laws, like spider webs, catch flies and let hawks go free. - Spanish Proverb

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God. - Euclid

Injustice is relatively easy to bear; what stings is justice. - H L Mencken

You can not stop the spread of an idea by passing a law against it. - Harry S Truman

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten-year-old boy. - Homer Simpson

Books should be tried by a judge and jury as though they were crimes. - Samuel Butler

Lawyers are a bad lot... They cheat their living out of honest people. - Albert R Carman

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Forgiveness provides hope, joy, and a bright future that nothing else can. - Paul J Meyer

The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law. - Aristotle

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Lawyers are operators of toll bridges which anyone in search of justice must pass. - Jane Bryant Quinn

Lawyers generally know too much of law to have a very clear perception of justice. - Eliza Cook

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Lawyers get you out'n the kind of trouble you'd never get in if there was no lawyers. - Ken Alstad

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him. - W.A. Nance

Be good, keep your feet dry, your eyes open, your heart at peace, and your soul in the joy of Christ. - Thomas Merton

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide. - Will Rogers

Lawyers are like painters - once they get into a house, you never know when you will get rid of them again. - Peter A Graham

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

The secret of joy in work is contained in one word - excellence. To know how to do something well is to enjoy it. - Pearl S Buck

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Honest and peace-loving people shun the Courts and are prepared to suffer loss rather than fall into a Lawyer's clutches. - Peter De Noronha

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Lawyers are like cheeses. There are lots of good ones, but not everybody likes the taste of some or can afford the best of others. - Robin Ellison

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too. - Anton Chekhov

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

The joy of surfing is so many things combined, from the physical exertion of it, to the challenge of it, to the mental side of the sport. - Kelly Slater

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille

Lawyers have the singular distinction of being able to play the hero and villain at the same time. Depending on where you stand in a courthouse. - Lenox Mhlanga

The judge asked, "What do you plead?" I said, "Insanity, your honour, who in their right mind would park in the passing lane?" - Steven Wright