Joyous Lawyers

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

OK, if you can get an indepartial judge. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers are guardians of the legal order. - Philip Wood

Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies. - Arabian Proverb

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Laughter and joy are part of the beauty of life. - Diago Morgado

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The law must be stable, but it must not stand still. - Roscoe Pound

Life and joy and beauty are better than dusty death. - Bertrand Russell

Lawyers are ideological enemies of informal justice. - Richard L Abel

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

Lawyers are in the business of advocacy, not judgment. - Allan C Hutchinson

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Surely there can be no greater joy than that of saving souls. - Lottie Moon

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Martin Luther King

Lawyers are like beavers. They get in the mainstream and dam it up. - John Naisbitt

The husbands of very beautiful women belong to the criminal classes. - Oscar Wilde

Don't judge a book by its cover 'til you've read the book. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Laws control the lesser man... Right conduct controls the greater one. - Mark Twain

The best use of laws is to teach men to trample bad laws under their feet. - Wendell Phillips

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother. - WC Fields

The successful revolutionary is a statesman, the unsuccessful one a criminal. - Erich Fromm

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

What can we make of the inexpressible joy of children? It is a kind of gratitude. - Annie Dillard

We could never learn to be brave and patient, if there were only joy in the world. - Helen Keller

It is the trade of lawyers to question everything, yield nothing, and talk by the hour. - Thomas Jefferson

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Lawyers are like the knights of old. You can use them to plunder other people's stuff. - Gene Gordon

Stock Split: When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

If two friends ask you to judge a dispute, don't accept, because you will lose one friend. - St. Augustine

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

It happens to be against two laws: God's and man's. I'm booking her on the second. - Cornell Wilde

Lawyers are the only civil delinquents whose judges must of necessity be chosen from themselves. - Charles C Colton

We lawyers learn to study the faces of our witnesses, to form quick judgments, and to act upon them. - Lyman Abbott

The most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. - J D Salinger

Why don't you ever hear of a lawyer getting attacked by a shark at the beach? Professional courtesy. - Thomas F Shubnell

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

The ineffable joy of forgiving and being forgiven forms an ecstasy that might well arouse the envy of the gods. - Elbert Hubbard

In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle

The ideals which have always shown before me and filled me with the joy of living are goodness, beauty and truth. - Albert Einstein

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

Now we got a lawyer, we got civilization, which I understand to mean that a man has a chance to get rich without working. - Sinclair Lewis

I sometimes wish that people would put a little more emphasis upon the observance of the law than they do upon its enforcement. - Calvin Coolidge

A judge who likes every outcome he reaches is very likely a bad judge, stretching for results he prefers rather than those the law demands. - Neil Gorsuch

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Lawyers are like unrequited lovers: you give them an inch, and they go for the whole nine yards; you take off one shoe, and they pull down your pants. - Andres Rueda