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Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Justice is truth in action. - Benjamin Disraeli

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

Lawyers are merchants of misery. - Nancy Levit

The good lawyer is the great salesman. - Janet Reno

The only joy in the world is to begin. - Cesare Pavese

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

All children are essentially criminal. - Denis Diderot

Joy is the simplest form of gratitude. - Karl Barth

The good of the people is the chief law. - Cicero

Don't judge folks by their relatives. - Unknown

He is no lawyer who cannot take two sides. - Charles Lamb

A lawyer and a cart wheel must be greased. - John R Beard

In law, nothing is certain but the expense. - Samuel Butler

What do you call a lawyer gone bad? Senator. - Marvin Lebman

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

I'm trusting in the Lord and a good lawyer. - Oliver North

Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. - Seneca

Spring adds new life and new joy to all that is. - Jessica Harrelson

Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. - Robert Christy

I have always fought for concrete facts, for justice. - Fidel Castro

Joy is one of the only emotions you can't contrive. - Bono

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

In the Halls of Justice, the only justice is in the halls. - Lenny Bruce

When my wrestlers got their hands raised, I jumped for joy. - Dan Gable

The greatest joy lies not in simply being, but in becoming. - Oprah Winfrey

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

Find ecstasy in life; the mere sense of living is joy enough. - Emily Dickinson

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Each breath in itself is joy if only we try to find bliss in it. - Unknown

Lawyers are like rabbits. They have a nasty habit of multiplying. - Leo Reilly

When you judge another, you do not define them, you define yourself. - Wayne W. Dyer

I sometimes wonder whether all pleasures are not substitutes for joy. - C S Lewis

Worry never robs tomorrow of its sorrow, it only saps today of its joy. - Leo Buscaglia

The four absolutes we all have in our minds: love, justice, evil, and forgiveness. - Ravi Zacharias

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

Joy is what happens to us when we allow ourselves to recognize how good things really are. - Marianne Williamson

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy. - Goldie Hawn

Being Irish, he had an abiding sense of tragedy, which sustained him through temporary periods of joy. - William Butler Yeats

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

One does not, by knowing all the physical laws as we know them today, immediately obtain an understanding of anything much. - Richard P Feynman

Audience laughter, when it's deserved, acts as a sort of fairy dust that makes funny moments not just funny, but joyous. - Graham Linehan

Your joy is your sorrow unmasked. And the selfsame well from which your laughter rises was oftentimes filled with your tears. - Kahlil Gibran

The hope of a secure and livable world lies with disciplined nonconformists who are dedicated to justice, peace and brotherhood. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Love to faults is always blind, always is to joy inclined. Lawless, winged, and unconfined, and breaks all chains from every mind. - William Blake

We discern across the centuries a commanding and versatile intelligence, wielding with equal force the sword of war and of justice. - Winston Churchill

There must be some honest lawyers at the New York bar, and some impartial judges on the New York bench, but I should not like to be set to find them. - Lyman Abbott


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