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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

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Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Dance is the hidden language of the soul. - Martha Graham

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

Life is painting a picture, not doing a sum. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

Every time I paint a portrait I lose a friend. - John Singer Sargent

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

We can dance on pinheads till the cows come home. - Alastair Campbell

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Dance first. Think later. It's the natural order. - Samuel Beckett

No one should have to dance backwards all their lives. - Jill Ruckelshaus

An artist is not paid for his labor but for his vision. - James M Whistler

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Art in nature is rhythmic and has a horror of constraint. - Robert Delaunay

Mathematical genius and artistic genius touch one another. - Gosta Mittag-Leffler

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Homer has taught all other poets the art of telling lies skillfully. - Aristotle

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

The art of living lies in a fine mingling of letting go and holding on. - Henry H Ellis

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

A portrait is a picture in which there is something wrong with the mouth. - Eugene Speicher

I don't want people who want to dance; I want people who have to dance. - George Balanchine

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

The practice of art isn't to make a living. It's to make your soul grow. - Kurt Vonnegut

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else's blessings instead of your own. - Unknown

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

It's not your painting anymore. It stopped being your painting the moment that you finished it. - Jeff Melvoin

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

I don't think much of a dance step where the girl looks like she was being carried out of a burning building. - Kin Hubbard

We have to prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that it is talent and training, not color, that makes a ballet dancer. - Arthur Mitchell

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

I don't want to be the oldest performer in captivity. I don't want to look like a little old man dancing out there. - Fred Astaire

The art of healing comes from nature, not from the physician. Therefore the physician must start from nature, with an open mind. - Paracelsus

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

An artist is a man of action, whether he creates a personality, invents an expedient, or finds the issue of a complicated situation. - Joseph Conrad

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

Art begins with resistance - at the point where resistance is overcome. No human masterpiece has ever been created without great labor. - Andre Gide

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay


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