Just Buried

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death and taxes are unsolved engineering problems. - Romana Machado

Good men must die, but death cannot kill their names. - Danish Proverb

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

If it weren't for the olive, I'd starve to death. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate. - Ambrose Bierce

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's. - Oscar Wilde

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none. - Mel Brooks

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight