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Just Buried

First Marry, Then Bury

Just Buried thanks to Keith Blake

People are dying to get hitched to this vehicle

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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

Because I could not stop for Death He kindly stopped for me. - Emily Dickinson

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Never chase a lie. Let it alone, and it will run itself to death. - Lyman Beecher

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who'd lost three husbands. - Kin Hubbard

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

You never know how much you really believe anything until its truth or falsehood becomes a matter of life and death to you. - C S Lewis

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Today is yesterday's victory, yesterday is tomorrow's conquest, and tomorrow is today's war. Though I face death, I am not fearsome. - Nad├Ęge Richards

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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