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First Marry, Then Bury

Just Buried thanks to Keith Blake

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Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

The Irish forgive their great men when they are safely buried. - Unknown

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

The tragedy of Mormonism is, a single death makes a dozen widows. - American Saying

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees. - J.J. Furnas

Prison is the worst experience I've ever had in my life - besides death. - Duane Chapman

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

Easter is a time when God turned the inevitability of death into the invincibility of life. - Craig D Loundsbrough

I'm not afraid of death. It's the stake one puts up in order to lay the game of life. - Jean Giraudoux

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

Death is nothing to us, since when we are, death has not come, and when death has come, we are not. - Epicurus

My Uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: 'What are you looking at?' - Margaret Smith

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

No one has yet had the courage to memorialize his wealth on his tombstone. A dollar mark would not look well there. - Corra May Harris

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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