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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Death is philosophy's only problem. - Albert Camus

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

There is no cure for death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. - Unknown

Defeat is worse than death because you have to live with defeat. - Bill Musselman

In an artist's life, death is perhaps not the most difficult thing. - Vincent van Gogh

Only faith in Christ gives rise to a culture contrary to egotism and death. - Pope John Paul II

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Never knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death hates that. - Matt Frewer

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

"Fearless" is living in spite of those things that scare you to death. - Taylor Swift

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

You need to bury the hatchet. No need to hold grudges. That only weighs you down. - Ken Shamrock

Use your imagination not to scare yourself to death but to inspire yourself to life. - Adele Brookman

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

Success is like death. The more successful you become, the higher the houses in the hills get and the higher the fences get. - Kevin Spacey

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

When my time on Earth is gone and my activities here are past, I want that they should bury me upside down so my critics can kiss my ass. - Bobby Knight

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan


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