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Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

Death is the price of revolution. - H. Rap Brown

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

When I die, bury my balls next to my old bag. - Unknown

Biography is one of the new terrors of death. - John Arbuthnot

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely. - Gautama Siddharta

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic. - Joseph Stalin

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

'Tis impossible to be sure of any thing but death and taxes. - Christopher Bullock

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

Death comes equally to us all, and makes us all equal when it comes. - John Donne

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In peace sons bury their fathers, but in war fathers bury their sons. - Croesus

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

A living person whom death has deprived of the power of filial ingratitude. - Ambrose Bierce

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by loving. - Anais Nin

Cowards die many times before their deaths; The valiant never taste of death but once. - William Shakespeare

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm a Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. - Jack Kerouac

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe


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