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I hope they bury me near a strait man. - Groucho Marx

Biography lends to death a new terror. - Oscar Wilde

Love has no age, no limit; and no death. - John Galsworthy

The death of a beloved is an amputation. - C S Lewis

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

The reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated. - Mark Twain

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

He who is anxious for the death of another has a long rope to pull. - French Proverb

Quit living as if the purpose of life is to arrive safely at death. - Mark Batterson

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Many people's tombstones should read: 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.' - Nicholas M Butler

However much you may try to delay, you are fated to meet the same death as I did. - Tiberius Gracchus

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. - Isaac Asimov

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

When I die I want my tombstone to offer free WiFi, just so people will visit more often. - Unknown

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You know that I'm at death's door. But the trouble is that I'm afraid to knock. - W Somerset Maugham

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

Death is not the greatest loss in life. The greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. - Norman Cousins

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

I got well by talking. Death could not get a word in edgewise, grew discouraged, and traveled on. - Louise Erdrich

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman? - Woody Allen

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Madame, all stories, if continued far enough, end in death, and he is no true-story teller who would keep that from you. - Ernest Hemingway

If you think that praise is due, now's the time to show it, 'cause a man can't read his tombstone when he's dead. - Unknown

The symbolic language of the crucifixion is the death of the old paradigm; resurrection is a leap into a whole new way of thinking. - Deepak Chopra

Every pessimist who ever lived has been buried in an unmarked grave. Tomorrow has always been better than today, and it always will be. - Paul Harvey

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Thirteen roadways lead through life
To thirteen doors of death,
Homeward from foolish fears and strife
We float on failing breath. - Tao

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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