Just Buried

Death takes no bribes. - Benjamin Franklin

I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard. - Phyllis Diller

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet. - Kin Hubbard

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

There is no death! What seems so is a transition. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Death is the sound of distant thunder at a picnic. - W H Auden

What happens if you get scared half to death twice? - Steven Wright

Feed your faith and your fears will starve to death. - Unknown

Courage is being scared to death but saddling up anyway. - John Wayne

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

Absolute silence leads to sadness. It is the image of death. - Jean-Jacques Rousseau

After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure. - J K Rowling

He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death. - H.H. Munro

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes. - Benjamin Franklin

A revolution is a struggle to the death between the future and the past. - Fidel Castro

I believe that people would be alive today if there were a death penalty. - Nancy Reagan

The past attracts me, the present frightens me, because the future is death. - Guy de Maupassant

Adam, the first great benefactor of our race. He brought death into the world. - Mark Twain

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

Christ has not only spoken to us by his life but has also spoken for us by his death. - Soren Kierkegaard

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

I know not what course others may take, but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death. - Patrick Henry

Death is the last enemy; once we've got past that I think everything will be all right. - Alice Thomas Ellis

Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform into the Force. - Yoda

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

At the door of life, by the gate of breath, there are worse things waiting for men than death. - A.C. Swinburne The Triumph Of Time

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. - Charles Bukowski

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

Their's not to reason why,
Their's but to do and die;
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred. - Alfred Tennyson

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

Sir, your remarks are repugnant to me, and I disagree with your viewpoints. But I will defend to the death your right to express them. - Voltaire

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen