#1 humor site on the 'net

Just Carving A Tree

Chainsaw art in the country

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Creating masterpieces one log at a time

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

QuotaBills
Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

I view art as an inspirational tool. - Thomas Kincade

The human body is the best work of art. - Jess C. Scott

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Morality, like art, means drawing a line someplace. - Oscar Wilde

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Interpretation is the revenge of the intellect upon art. - Susan Sontag

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid. - Walter Winchell

Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed. - Robert Gallagher

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

Life is short, art long, opportunity fleeting, experience treacherous, judgment difficult. - Hypocrites

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Writing is very much a playground - an artistic playground. It's the most fun thing I do. - Shania Twain

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Drawing is the honesty of the art. There is no possibility of cheating. It is either good or bad. - Salvador Dali

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

My wife is on a diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost any weight, but she can sure climb a tree. - Henny Youngman

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Toy Soldiers was my introduction to film. I certainly didn't think I was doing art by any stretch of the imagination. - Tim Robbins

I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree;
Perhaps, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all. - Ogden Nash

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


Palm Sunday Social Distancing Service

Pine Trees Know When It's Easter

Beware Of Who Is Watching Over Your Church

Handicap Ramp

Kick Out Boxing

Patience and Wisdom

Submarine Racing

Dead Sea Burgers

Sick Statue

I Will Never Understand Fashion

Courtesy Option

Ab Enhancer

Family Planning Advice

Cracks Me Up

Anger Release Machine

Closing Time

Beach Breakfast

Bicycle Dining

Shark Bike

Thrilling Read

Extra Weight

Yoga's Balanced Lifestyle

Gift Shop for Stray Kids

Souped Up Car