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Just Carving A Tree

Chainsaw art in the country

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Creating masterpieces one log at a time

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

Art is the most beautiful of lies. - Claude Debussy

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto

Time spent amongst trees is never wasted time. - Katrina Mayer

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook. - William James

Love the art in yourself, not yourself in the art. - Constantin Stanislavski

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

Tact is the art of convincing people that they know more than you do. - Raymond Mortimer

The fine art of preparing sushi is something that you watch and learn. - Nobu Matsuhisa

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron

Acting is merely the art of keeping a large group of people from coughing. - Ralph Richardson

You use a glass mirror to see your face; you use works of art to see your soul. - George Bernard Shaw

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter

Liability: 1. The art of convincing others of your innocence; 2. A talent for telling untruths. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The art of storytelling is reaching its end because the epic slice of truth, wisdom, is dying out. - Walter Benjamin

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Ethics is in origin the art of recommending to others the sacrifices required for cooperation with oneself. - Bertrand Russell

When it began, cubism was a sort of analysis, which was no more painting than the description of physical phenomena was physics. - Juan Gris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it was stupid. - Albert Einstein

I felt my lungs inflate with the onrush of scenery - air, mountains, trees, people. I thought, 'This is what it is to be happy.' - Sylvia Plath


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