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Just Carving A Tree

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Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

Just Carving A Tree thanks to Ken Ward

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Art is a revolt against fate. - Andre Malraux

A little axe can cut down a big tree. - Jamaican Saying

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Trees cause more pollution than automobiles do. - Ronald Reagan

File Clerk: One skilled in the art of concealment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Magic: An art of converting superstition into coin - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield

Great art is the contempt of a great man for small art. - F Scott Fitzgerald

Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday. - Don Marquis

I think that I shall never see
A poem lovely as a tree. - Joyce Kilmer

The essence of all art is to have pleasure in giving pleasure. - Dale Carnegie

Stand-up comedy is an art form and it dies unless you expand it. - Sam Kinison

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Fine art is that in which the hand, the head, and the heart go together. - John Ruskin

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep. - Scott Adams

Prophecy: The art and practice of selling one's credibility for future delivery. - Ambrose Bierce

The art of progress is to preserve order amid change and to preserve change amid order. - Alfred N Whitehead

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

Some men's ambition is art, some men's ambition is fame, some men's ambition is gold. My ambition is the souls of men. - William Booth

For me, the drive is storytelling. To be a part of an art that tells a story and to be a catalyst, a color in that, is very exciting. - Alden Ehrenreich

In nature, nothing is perfect and everything is perfect. Trees can be contorted, bent in weird ways, and they're still beautiful. - Alice Walker

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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