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When the catch gets more attention than man's best friend

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'It really wasn’t that big a deal...'

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Every dog has his day. - Unknown

I got bigger fish to fly - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Lassitude: A heroic dog with attitude - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bassinet: What every fisherman wants. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An angry dog is best led by its tail. - Unknown

There are plenty more fish in the sea. - English Proverb

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb

I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too! - The Wizard of Oz

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

A sushi chef has to spot the best-quality fresh fish instantly. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

What you need is somebody new - there's more than 1 fish in the woodpile. - Archie Bunker

Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. - Robert Benchley

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow. - Jim Hightower

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry

Fishing Trip: Journey undertaken by one or more anglers to a place where no one can remember when it has rained so much - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb

My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid; 'What am I going to do with two dead dogs?' - Gary Delaney

Unsporting: Any fishing technique that has as its chief object the capture of fish rather than the accumulation of fishing equipment - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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