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Karate Lessons

Karate lessons from the school of hard knocks

Karate Lessons thanks to Kyle Ziegler

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A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Money is a great servant, but a poor master. - Francis Bacon

Manicurist: A girl who makes money hand over fist - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

But the ultimate lesson is just sit down and write. - Wole Soyinka

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I can't afford to die - I'd lose too much money. - George Burns

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

Lasting Impression: What a Sumo wrestler leaves in his mattress - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money. - Alexandre Dumas

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D Rockefeller

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

The most popular labor-saving device today is still a husband with money. - Joey Adams

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) - Unknown

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

Money can't buy you happiness? Well, check this out: I bought myself a happy meal. - Paul F Taylor

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

France is a country where the money falls apart but you can't tear the toilet paper. - Billy Wilder

People don't mind if you have a lot of money if they know you're working for it. - Jay Leno

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say. - Will Durant

Practice mercy and forgiveness throughout as a lesson that symbolizes the love shown through his crucifixion. - Unarine Ramaru

I don't make deals for the money. I've got enough, much more than I'll ever need. I do it to do it. - Donald Trump

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

God allows us to experience the low points of life in order to teach us lessons that we could learn in no other way. - C S Lewis

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

I have respect for Senator McCain. I used to like him a lot. I supported him. I raised a lot of money for his campaign against President Obama. - Donald Trump


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