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Karate Lessons

Karate lessons from the school of hard knocks

Karate Lessons thanks to Kyle Ziegler

Signs of a good karate move

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Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

I go through life like a Karate Kid. - Britney Spears

Money: the poor man's credit card. - Marshal McLuhan

There are no regrets in life, just lessons. - Jennifer Aniston

He does not own money whose money owns him. - St. Cyprian

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't try to teach a whole course in one lesson. - Kathryn Murray

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? - George Carlin

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

Money can't buy happiness, but it helps you look for it in more places. - Milton Berle

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The flood of money that gushes into politics today is a pollution of democracy. - Theodore White

When I was a kid, I used to think pork chops and karate chops were the same thing. - Shane Koyczan

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

I'm proud to be paying taxes. The only thing is, I could be just as proud for half the money. - Arthur Godfrey

If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work. - Ogden Nash

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

A cynic is not merely one who reads bitter lessons from the past, he is one who is prematurely disappointed in the future. - Sydney J. Harris

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

Even if you can be the world's best at one thing, you'll be the world's worst at something else. Supermodels make pathetic sumo wrestlers. - Martha Beck


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