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Kings have long hands. - Ovid

Hold a true friend with both your hands. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I wish you'd keep my hands to yourself. - Groucho Marx

When fate hands you a lemon, make lemonade. - Dale Carnegie

On the other hand, you have different fingers. - Steven Wright

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A person's fears are lighter when the danger is at hand. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

It is better to have old second-hand diamonds than none at all. - Mark Twain

My favourite quotation is eight pounds ten for a second-hand suit. - Spike Milligan

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

The final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

If you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. - Yiddish Proverb

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

When a kid says "smell my hand," it almost never smells like cinnamon. - Brian P. Cleary

Lay hold of life with both hands, whenever thou mayest seize it, it is interesting. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

We are as much as we see. Faith is sight and knowledge. The hands only serve the eyes. - Henry David Thoreau

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

I always sleep with one shoe in my hand to put out any fires I may accidentally ignite. - Gene Fowler

The goal was scored a little bit by the hand of God, another bit by the head of Maradona. - Diego Maradona

No matter how big and bad you are, when a 2-year-old hand you a toy phone, you answer it. - Unknown

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

By the time I taught myself the bass guitar at the age of 14, my hands were already pretty nimble. - John Entwistle

The greatest happiness love can offer is the first pressure of hands between you and your beloved. - Stendhal

A pedestrian ought to be legally allowed to toss at least one hand grenade at a motorist every day. - Brendan Francis

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

Whenever men take the law into their own hands, the loser is the law. And when the law loses, freedom languishes. - Robert Kennedy

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Often we can help each other most by leaving each other alone; at other times we need the hand-grasp and the word of cheer. - Elbert Hubbard

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto


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