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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

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If the sky falls, hold up your hands. - Spanish proverb

Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb

Every problem has a gift for you in its hands. - Richard Bach

Success lies in the hands of those who want it. - Unknown

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand. - Kurt Vonnegut

Ah, how good it feels! The hand of an old friend. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my right hand. - Ronnie Corbett

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips

If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? - Milton Berle

A bird in the hand is a certainty, but a bird in the bush may sing. - Bret Harte

The head thinks, the hands labor, but it's the heart that laughs. - Liz Curtis Higgs

I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it. - Spike Milligan

In joined hands there is still some token of hope, in the clinched fist none. - Victor Hugo

Reason is our soul's left hand, faith her right. By these we reach divinity. - John Donne

When I take a gun in hand, the safest place for a pheasant is just opposite the muzzle. - Sydney Smith

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Sometimes I think I won't ever feel safe until I can count my last days on one hand. - Gillian Flynn

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Grammar, which knows how to lord it over kings, and with high hands makes them obey its laws. - Moliere

Education is a weapon whose effects depend on who holds it in his hands and at whom it is aimed. - Joseph Stalin

Art is the right hand of nature. The latter has only given us being, the former has made us men. - Friedrich Schiller

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you. - Will Rogers

For the first time, I hand-picked an 'Apprentice' cast, and I'm thrilled with the results. - Donald Trump

I wish I could stand on a busy corner, hat in hand, and beg people to throw me all their wasted hours. - Bernard Berenson

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt you represents determinism; the way you play it is free will. - Jawaharlal Nehru

It is mathematical fact that the casting of this pebble from my hand alters the center of gravity of the universe. - Thomas Carlyle

Technology is a queer thing. It brings you great gifts with one hand, and it stabs you in the back with the other. - Carrie Snow

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

Condemn none: if you can stretch out a helping hand, do so. If you cannot, fold your hands, bless your brothers, and let them go their own way. - Swami Vivekananda

The world is very different now, for man holds in his mortal hands the power to abolish all forms of human poverty, and all forms of human life. - John F Kennedy


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