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When it's time to look after the kids

Kid Straps thanks to Mike King

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Childhood is a wilderness. - Aspen Matis

Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

A mother understands what a child does not say. - Jewish Proverb

Juvenile Delinquents: Other people's children - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

Juvenile Delinquency: Modern term for what we did as kids - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

The important things are children, honesty, integrity and faith. - Andy Williams

Bed and Breakfast: Two things the kids will never make for themselves - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. - Phyllis Diller

What is so real as the cry of a child? A rabbit's cry may be wilder but it has no soul. - Sylvia Plath

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object. - Laurence J Peter

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat because there was a sugar shortage. - Linda Bozzo

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

The best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Success is the child of drudgery and perseverance. It cannot be coaxed or bribed; pay the price and it is yours. - Orison Swett Marden

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs. - P J O'Rourke

Children raced outside. She surveyed their trail - traces of sticky fingerprints across everything, like wee poems. - Dr. SunWolf

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

Unbreakable Toy: 1. An object that is indestructible - until a child plays with it; 2. Useful for breaking other toys. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason; to always be curious; and to fight tirelessly for something. - Paulo Coelho

Forgiveness is that subtle thread that binds both love and friendship. Without forgiveness, you may not even have a child one day. - George Foreman

When I know that, if I have no inspiration whatsoever, when I come and I just feel empty, I have nothing, I know that I can still play the scene. - Christopher Walken


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