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Kid Straps

When it's time to look after the kids

Kid Straps thanks to Mike King

Tending to family relationships

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I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

It is a wise father that knows his own child. - William Shakespeare

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

The childhood shows the man, as morning shows the day. - John Milton

You know what's cool? My kids think I'm ordinary. - Michael J. Fox

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. - John J. Plomp

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

No matter how bad a child is, he is still good for a tax deduction. - American Proverb

Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison

The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth. - Phyllis Diller

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else. - Ann Landers

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

Oh, what a tangled web do parents weave
when they think that their children are naive. - Ogden Nash

Willingness to be puzzled is a valuable trait to cultivate, from childhood to advanced inquiry. - Noam Chomsky

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ‘em. - Bernie Mac

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

The men who have furnished me with my greatest inspiration have not been men of wealth, but men of deeds. - James C Penney

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories. - John Wilmot

I look back on my childhood and thank the stars above. For everything you gave me, but mostly for your love. - Wayne F Winters

Here lies my past.
Good-bye I have kissed it;
Thank you, kids.
I wouldn’t have missed it. - Ogden Nash

The secret of genius is to carry the spirit of the child into old age, which means never losing your enthusiasm. - Aldous Huxley

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up. - Will Rogers

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

Everything here is edible; even I'm edible. But that, dear children, is cannibalism, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. - Johnny Depp

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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