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Kissing Clothes Pins

The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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Love is a friendship set to music. - Joseph Campbell

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

Love is an engraved invitation to grief. - Sunshine O'Donnell

I love Wisconsin. It's a great place. - Donald Trump

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

The love of evil is the root of all money. - American Proverb

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

Never go on trips with anyone you do not love. - Ernest Hemingway

Walk as if you are kissing the Earth with your feet. - Thich Nhat Hanh

Love is not to be purchased, and affection has no price. - St. Jerome

Art is the demonstration that the ordinary is extraordinary. - Amedee Ozenfant

I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise. - Noel Coward

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. - David McCullough

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

One is never wounded by the love one gives; only by the love one expects. - Marty Rubin

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love. - Erich Fromm

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Dost thou love life? Then do not squander time, for that is the stuff life is made of. - Benjamin Franklin

In the night of death, hope sees a star, and listening love can hear the rustle of a wing. - Robert Ingersoll

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

The one thing we can never get enough of is love. And the one thing we never give enough of is love. - Henry Miller

I really do believe that God is love, one of deep affection and grace and forgiveness and inspiration. - William P Young

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

Love without hope will not survive. Love without faith changes nothing. Love gives power to hope and faith. - Toba Beta

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

When you live your life by poor standards, you inflict damage on everyone who crosses your path, especially those you love. - Jordan Belfort

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

I love to think of nature as an unlimited broadcasting station, through which God speaks to us every hour, if we will only tune in. - George Washington Carver

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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