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The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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Even the gods love jokes. - Plato

All is fair in love and golf. - American Proverb

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

The first duty of love is to listen. - Paul Tillich

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

When love is not madness, it is not love. - Pedro Calderon

We loved with a love that was more than love. - Edgar Allan Poe

Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls. - Mother Teresa

Art is making something out of nothing and selling it. - Frank Zappa

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

Though our feelings come and go, His love for us does not. - C S Lewis

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

First and last, what is demanded of genius is love of truth. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Trust no friend without faults, and love a woman, but no angel. - Doris Lessing

Love in the real world means saying you're sorry 10 times a day. - Kathie Lee Gifford

In some countries you love your neighbors, and in others you eat them. - Ravi Zacharias

We have art so that we do not die of reality. Reality is too much with us. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It is through art, and through art only, that we can realize our perfection. - Oscar Wilde

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

We are all pencils in the hand of a writing God, who is sending love letters to the world. - Mother Teresa

If you love something set it free, but don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes. - Chuck Palahniuk

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

Hollywood is a place where they'll pay you a thousand dollars for a kiss and fifty cents for your soul. - Marilyn Monroe

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

All happiness or unhappiness solely depends upon the quality of the object to which we are attached by love. - Baruch Spinoza

I married for love. But the obvious side benefit of having someone around to find my glasses cannot be ignored. - Cameron Esposito

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world. - Lucille Ball

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

People ask about art and commercialism. I think that if someone tries to sell their work at a high price, that is the wrong way of doing it. - Yayoi Kusama


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