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The Wedding Day - clinging together for the rest of their lives

Kissing Clothes Pins thanks to Adilson DeCarvalho Jr.

The attractive white wedding gown blended well with his black tuxedo

Her name is Peg
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Love me and the world is mine. - David Reed

Love is a better teacher than duty. - Albert Einstein

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

In tennis, a love match is always possible. - Unknown

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Love flies out the door when money comes innuendo. - Groucho Marx

Good work rarely sells. I believe this of any art. - Arthur W Pinero

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe. - American Proverb

The art of communication is the language of leadership. - James Humes

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears and memory. - Oscar Wilde

Botany: The art of insulting flowers in Greek and Latin. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I have found that if you love life, life will love you back. - Arthur Rubinstein

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. - Mark Twain

I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork. - Peter de Vries

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little

My wife and I thought we were in love, but it turned out to be benign. - Woody Allen

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Pajamas: Items of clothing that newlyweds place beside the bed in case of fire - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Let me be an ocean and let me kiss you as many times as the ocean kisses the shore. - Debasish Mridha

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

Love deeply, love without jealousy, love blissfully and help each other to be more meditative. - Osho

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. - Anais Nin

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

There has never been, nor will there ever be, anything quite so special as the love between a mother and a son. - Unknown

Love is hard work. It is the hardest work I know of, work from which you are never entitled to take a vacation. - Ravi Zacharias

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

The happiness of life is made up of the little charities of a kiss or smile, a kind look, a heartfelt compliment. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

This is one of the miracles of love: it gives a power of seeing through its own enchantments and yet not being disenchanted. - C S Lewis


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