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Kitchen Recycling

Yard cleanup in the kitchen

Kitchen Recycling thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Raking in the food

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Bacon is duct tape for the kitchen. - Unknown

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A book is like a garden carried in the pocket. - Unknown

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: eat out. - Phyllis Diller

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. - Unknown

No man should plant more garden than his wife can hoe. - Old Saying

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. - Harry S Truman

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

A single rose can be my garden; a single friend, my world. - Leo Buscaglia

If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need. - Cicero

A filing cabinet is a place where you can lose things systematically. - T.H. Thompson

The best place to seek God is in a garden. You can dig for him there. - George Bernard Shaw

To design the future effectively, you must first let go of your past. - Charles J Givens

If you look the right way, you can see that the whole world is a garden. - Frances H Burnett

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go. - William Feather

Knowledge is like a garden: if it is not cultivated, it cannot be harvested. - Unknown

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

I threw the kitchen sink at him, but he went to the bathroom and got his tub. - Andy Roddick

When my wife asked me to start a garden the first thing I dug up was an excuse. - Henny Youngman

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

Cabbage: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head. - Ambrose Bierce

The true object of all human life is play. Earth is a task garden; heaven is a playground. - G K Chesterton

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Tennyson

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present. - Jim Rohn

When a man has no design but to speak plain truth, he may say a great deal in a very narrow compass. - Sir Richard Steele

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

It's not plagiarism - I'm recycling words, as any good environmentally conscious writer would do. - Unlek Swain

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

How much more grand is the work of our Heavenly Father as he pulls together all the varied strands of life to reveal his grand design? - Ravi Zacharias

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks? - George Carlin

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

When I studied graphic design, I learned a valuable lesson: There's no perfect answer to the puzzle, and creativity is a renewable resource. - Biz Stone


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