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Kulula Airlines - flying 101

South African airline with online flying instructions

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Everything you need to know about your plane

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Kulula Airlines - flying 101 thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Music is the poetry of the air. - Jean Paul Richter

Private jets cost a lot of money. - Donald Trump

To elude by flight is a glorious victory. - Horace

Why, when I am talking, does time seem to fly? - Bob Grant

Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible. - Lord Kelvin

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Flight attendants don't die, they just fly higher. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

Flight Schedule: An entertaining work of paperback fiction - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

He imagines a necessary joy in things that must fly to eat. - Wendell Berry

There are bold pilots, and old pilots, but no old bold pilots. - Tom Clancy

Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. - Plautus

Live in the sunshine
Swim in the sea
Drink the wild air - Ralph Waldo Emerson

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

We laugh, we cry, we make time fly. We are best friends, my mom and I. - Unknown

Flying is the second greatest thrill known to man. Landing is the first. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

And 'tis my faith, that every flower
Enjoys the air it breathes. - William Wordsworth

Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth. - Henry David Thoreau

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

If God had intended us to fly he would have made it easier to get to the airport. - Jonathan Winters

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

The miracle is not to fly in the air, or to walk on the water, but to walk on the earth. - Chinese Proverb

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly; devils fall because of their gravity. - G K Chesterton

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. - Jack Benny

Caesar dreamed that he was flying above the clouds, and now that he was clasping the hand of Jupiter. - Suetonius

Learn to close your eyes and trust. Learn to open your heart and love. Learn to take the risk and fly. - Maxime Lagace

I'll spread my wings and I'll learn how to fly. I'll do what it takes till I touch the sky. - Unknown

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

A drone is often preferred for missions that are too 'dull, dirty, or dangerous' for manned aircraft. - Nick Hahn

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
So just what are time flies, and why do they fly like an arrow? - Groucho Marx

The reason birds can fly and we can't is simply because they have perfect faith, for to have faith is to have wings. - J.M. Barrie

He who would learn to fly on day must first learn to stand and walk and run and climb and dance; one cannot fly into flying. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's like running a marathon race. We train all hours of the day. When you are taking a bath, you are thinking of the flight. - Kalpana Chawla

If Beethoven had been killed in a plane crash at the age of twenty-two, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation. - Tom Stoppard

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

A nation that destroys its soils destroys itself. Forests are the lungs of our land, purifying the air and giving fresh strength to our people. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Music is amoral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything. - Plato

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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