QuotaBillsBirth patrol pills. - Archie Bunker
No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino
Art is a house that tries to be haunted. - Emily Dickinson
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque
It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs
Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held
At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
After your death, you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken
I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen
The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters
At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill
This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury
The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis
Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
No one escapes his fate, not the coward, nor the brakeman, from the moment of his birth. - Homer
Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey
Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds