QuotaBillsNo gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler
Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown
Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown
I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson
Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie
Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown
My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers
Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer
Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck
There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown
I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham
On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield
Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft
To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert
If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters. - Nora Ephron
One year they wanted to make me poster boy - for birth control. - Rodney Dangerfield
A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris
My Birth Certificate is so old, it's written in Roman Numerals. - Bill Carter
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond
Misers part with nothing until they die. Then they give up the ghost. - Latin Proverb
Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death. - Albert Einstein
You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure. - Zig Ziglar
In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins
We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown
I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown
I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright
In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson
Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa. - Bart Simpson
I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega
I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood
Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King
It's one of the great urban myths that people get pregnant in order to have children. - Menzies Campbell
Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender
I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan
Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani
I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field
A library should be the delivery room for the birth of ideas - a place where history comes to life. - Norman Cousins
I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau
Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel
Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch
Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes
A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump
We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn
Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain
As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson
The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran
If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland
I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich
Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown
The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo
If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt
As an experienced artist, I carry my work like a secret pregnancy. I am always aware of inner life and the need to protect it. - Julia Cameron
Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto
The climate, the economic situation, rising birth rates; none of these things give me a lot of hope or reason to be optimistic. - David Attenborough
One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. - Virginia Woolf
One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson
All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin
I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt
Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung
All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside
I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift
Being a dad isn't just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word 'hero.' - Ryan Reynolds