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Think like a customer. - Paul Gillin

Shopping is my cardio. - Carrie Bradshaw

Your culture is your brand. - Tony Hsieh

These are cathedrals of shopping. - Emile Zola

It costs a lot to build bad products. - Norman Augustine

I try to figure out the marketing puzzle. - Nelson Peltz

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

By listening, marketing will re-learn how to talk. - David Weinberger

Marketing isn't magic. There is a science to it. - Dan Zarrella

Crying is for plain women. Pretty women go shopping. - Oscar Wilde

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist. - Tammy Faye Bakker

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

People will buy anything that's one to a customer. - Sinclair Lewis

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

A good thing sells itself; a bad thing advertises itself for sale. - African Saying

Don't be afraid to get creative and experiment with your marketing. - Mike Volpe

Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing about. - Benjamin Franklin

Bargain Sale: A place where a woman can ruin one dress while she buys another - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Marketing is trying to figure out what people want so you can give it to them. - Shelly Lazarus

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

We have always said that advertising is just the icing on the cake. It is not the cake. - Meg Whitman

Good marketing makes the company look smart. Great marketing makes the customer feel smart. - Joe Chernov

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Before you create any more 'great content,' figure out how you are going to market it first. - Joe Pulizzi

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

It no longer makes economic sense to send an advertising message to the many in hopes of persuading the few. - M. Lawrence Light

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

In today's information age of Marketing and Web 2.0, a company's website is the key to their entire business. - Marcus Sheridan

Instead of one-way interruption, Web marketing is about delivering useful content at just the precise moment that a buyer needs it. - David M. Scott

Advertising is a valuable economic factor because it is the cheapest way of selling goods, particularly if the goods are worthless. - Sinclair Lewis

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

History will see advertising as one of the real evil things of our time. It is stimulating people constantly to want things, want this, want that. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I gave my wife a brand new watch for Christmas - waterproof, shockproof, unbreakable, and anti magnetic. Absolutely nothing could happen to it. She lost it. - Milton Berle

To be successful and grow your business and revenues, you must match the way you market your products with the way your prospects learn about and shop for your products. - Brian Halligan

Marketing is not bragging, and touting one's wares is not evil. The baker in the medieval town square must holler, 'Fresh rolls!' if he hopes to feed the townfolk. - Jeffrey Zeldman

A brand is the set of expectations, memories, stories and relationships that, taken together, account for a consumer's decision to choose one product or service over another. - Seth Godin


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