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Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. - John Wooden

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

An education obtained with money is worse than no education at all. - Socrates

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Even when I have absolutely nothing to do, homework is not an option. - Unknown

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, or bear its troubles patiently. - Palladas

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

Most people would learn from their mistakes if they weren't so busy trying to place the blame on someone else. - Unknown

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

You don't learn to hold your own in the world by standing on guard, but by attacking and getting well hammered yourself. - George Bernard Shaw

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives.. Some lessons are painful, some are painless... but all are priceless. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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