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Cooling off your laptop during a hot class

Laptop Cooler thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Keeping your cool in the classroom

Air conditioning (A/C or AC) is the process of altering the properties of air (primarily temperature and humidity) to more comfortable conditions, typically with the aim of distributing the conditioned air to an occupied space such as a building or a vehicle to improve thermal comfort and indoor air quality. Normally, an air conditioner is used to lower the air temperature. The cooling is typically achieved through a refrigeration cycle, but sometimes evaporation or free cooling is used. Air conditioning systems can also be made based on desiccants.

Air conditioning can refer to any form of technology that modifies the condition of air (heating, cooling, (de-)humidification, cleaning, ventilation, or air movement). However, in construction, such a complete system of heating, ventilation, and air conditioning is referred to as heating, ventilation, and air conditioning (HVAC, as opposed to AC).
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To teach is to learn. - Chinese Proverb

You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino

Failure is not failure if you learn from it. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

I have never met a man so ignorant I couldn't learn something from him. - Galileo

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

We breathe air, trees make air, homework kills trees, therefore homework is going to kill us all. - Unknown

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before. - Kurt Vonnegut

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in this life has purpose. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

It's none of their business that you have to learn how to write. Let them think you were born that way. - Ernest Hemingway

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

The piano is a universal instrument. If you start there, learn your theory and how to read, you can go on to any other instrument. - Eddie Van Halen

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

While there is a lower class, I am in it; while there is a criminal element, I am of it; and while there is a soul in prison, I am not free. - Eugene V Debs

To be a champion, you have to learn to handle stress and pressure. But if you've prepared mentally and physically, you don't have to worry. - Harvey Mackay


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