Late Lecture

Old age comes at a bad time. - Sue Banducci

Old age is life's parody. - Simone de Beauvoir

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Old age is a wonderful disguise. - Katherine Applegate

Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves. - Phyllis Diller

Fourty is the old age of youth; 50 is the youth of old age. - Victor Hugo

Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

Never have I enjoyed youth so thoroughly as I have in my old age. - George Santayana

I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill

Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner

Old age at least gives me an excuse for not being very good at things. - Thomas Sowell

Don't abuse your friends and expect them to consider it criticism. - Ed Howe

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both. - Joseph Addison

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy. - Frank Sinatra

In terms of being late or not starting at all, then it's never too late. - Alison Headley

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Francis Bacon

W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler

Mirror: A truthful reflector shunned by vampires, hypocrites and aging fashion models - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young. - Fred Astaire

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

Every form of addiction is bad, no matter whether the narcotic be alcohol or morphine or idealism. - Carl Jung

There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age. - Bill Bryson

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

In youth the days are short and the years are long; in old age the years are short and the days are long. - Nikita I Panin

When it comes to old age we're all in the same boat, only some of us have been aboard a little longer. - Leo Probst

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

While we drink, and call for garlands, for perfumes and for maidens, old age is creeping on us unperceived. - Juvenal

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes

There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid

One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde

May you keep dreaming until the day you die. May imagination overtake memory. May you die young at a ripe old age. - Mark Batterson

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan