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I am at two with nature. - Woody Allen

The obstacle is the path. - Zen Proverb

Every path has a few puddles. - Unknown

Choose only one master, Nature. - Rembrandt

Adversity is the first path to truth. - Lord Byron

Nature creates nothing without a purpose. - Aristotle

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The storm is not as important as the path it opens up. - Mark Nepo

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

The path to success is to take massive determined action. - Tony Robbins

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

You have to sniff out joy. Keep your nose to the joy trail. - Buffy Sainte-Marie

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

Don't be scared to fly along. Find a path that is your own. - Unknown

Nature is often hidden, sometimes overcome, seldom extinguished. - Francis Bacon

Nature seems to have implanted gratitude in all living creatures. - Samuel Johnson

Nature Lover: A person who, when treed by a bear, enjoys the view - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Our minds possess by nature an insatiable desire to know the truth. - Cicero

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

A really well made buttonhole is the only link between art and nature. - Oscar Wilde

There is not so variable a thing in nature as a lady's head-dress. - Joseph Addison

He that breaks a thing to find out what it is has left the path of wisdom. - JRR Tolkien

My wish is to stay always like this, living quietly in a corner of nature. - Claude Monet

Beauty is the first present nature gives to a woman and the first it takes away. - Fay Weldon

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Free will is an illusion. People always choose the perceived path of greatest pleasure. - Scott Adams

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

To be perfectly just is an attribute of the divine nature; to be so to the utmost of our abilities, is the glory of man. - Joseph Addison

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

When nature is my inspiration and subject, I am witness to an extraordinary range of color and every imaginable atmospheric condition. - Karen Casey

There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes

Physics investigates the essential nature of the world, and biology describes a local bump. Human psychology describes a bump on the bump. - Willard Quine

Determine what motivates you and you can find your path to love, happiness and influence and that which you seek to make your life complete. - Louis Howard

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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