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Talk doesn't cook rice. - Chinese Proverb

Tacos are the food of genius. - Heather Brewer

The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Irish Proverb

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

Smoke detectors are basically just you-suck-at-cooking detectors. - Julius Sharpe

I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child

The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit

Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - JRR Tolkien

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

I'm glad I don't have to hunt for my food. I don't even know where Sandwiches live. - Bill Murray

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow

If fat people just gave skinny people more food, we could solve obesity and hunger at the same time. - Ashton Kutcher

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. - Mark Twain

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Every time you use the word 'healthy,' you lose. The key is to make yummy, delicious food that happens to be healthy. - Marcus Samuelsson

At the age of six I wanted to be a cook. At seven I wanted to be Napoleon. And my ambition has been growing steadily ever since. - Salvador Dali

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock


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