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The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I am convinced that the best learning takes place when the learner takes charge. - Seymour Papert

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

I love solving puzzles, I love finding my way around obstacles, and I love learning new things about technology. - Kevin Mitnick

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato

Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young. - Henry Ford


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