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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

Play is our brain's favorite way of learning. - Diane Ackerman

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

Books have led some to learning and others to madness. - Petrarch

Harlez Vous Francais?: Can you drive a French motorcycle? - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Learning to do, Doing to learn, Earning to live, Living to Serve. - Unknown

The quickest way to become an old dog is to stop learning new tricks. - John Rooney

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Learning to let go of guilt and forgive yourself is part of emotional growth. - Unknown

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Sometimes the hardest part isn't letting go but rather learning to start over. - Nicole Sobon

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

Success is the result of perfection, hard work, learning from failure, loyalty, and persistence. - Colin Powell

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

That is what learning is. You suddenly understand something you've understood all your life but in a new way. - Doris Lessing

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

Learning is a lifelong process of keeping abreast of change. And the most pressing task is to teach people how to learn. - Peter F Drucker

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton


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