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Learning never exhausts the mind. - Leonardo da Vinci

The perfect man? A poet on a motorcycle. - Lucinda Williams

Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Real progress lies in learning to be wrong all alone. - Albert Camus

The hardest part of growing up is learning how to wait. - Leo Rosten

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Don't try to make me consistent. I am learning all the time. - R Buckminster Fuller

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century. - Lewis Perelman

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. - Daniel J Boorstin

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

Life is like playing violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

I don't love studying. I hate studying. I like learning. Learning is beautiful. - Natalie Portman

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Desperation is a necessary ingredient to learning anything, or creating anything. Period. - Jim Carrey

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain. - Vivian Greene

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The most beautiful thing in the world is, precisely, the conjunction of learning and inspiration. - Wanda Landowska

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

The learning and knowledge that we have, is, at the most, but little compared with that of which we are ignorant. - Plato

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

In learning to know other things, and other minds, we become more intimately acquainted with ourselves, and are to ourselves better worth knowing. - Philip Gilbert Hamilton

Do not train boys to learning by force and harshness, but lead them by what amuses them, so that they may better discover the bent of their minds. - Plato


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