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Where 'Food For Thought' begins at college

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Fine words do not produce food. - Nigeria Proverb

A proverb is to speech what salt is to food. - Arabic Proverb

Don't pick at your food. It won't heal. - Hawkeye Pierce

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Where love sets the table, food tastes at its best. - French Proverb

Bison: What you say when your child leaves for school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A meal of bread, cheese, and beer constitutes the perfect food. - Queen Elizabeth I

I think about food literally all day every day. It's a thing. - Taylor Swift

The rich would have to eat money if the poor did not provide food. - Russia Proverb

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

High school is a lot like toilet paper: you only miss it when it's gone. - Unknown

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

What else is there to live for? Chinese food and women. There is nothing else! - Dudley Moore

I'm not buying my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did. - Yogi Berra

We need more young people involved in farming because the future needs real food. - Helena Sylvester

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

College Professor: A man who gets what's left over after the football coach is paid off - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I used the college, won the case, and got my tuition back. - Fred Allen

Most fat food is fried. Fried food tastes great, and people don't seem to care about the fat aspect. - Eric Schlosser

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

If music be the food of love, play on, give me excess of it; that surfeiting, the appetite may sicken, and so die. - William Shakespeare

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans. - Kelli Jae Baeli

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

Historically the family has played the primary role in educating children for life, with the school providing supplemental scaffolding to the family. - Stephen Covey

Our food pyramid, the kind of diet that is constantly promoted, is completely warped. It's not based around anything to do with healing your body. - Jessica Origliasso


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