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Lego Sushi

Crunchy Lego parts appeal to Japanese diners

Lego Sushi thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Let them eat cake. - Marie Antoinette

Abstain from beans. - Pythagoras

I'm obsessed with sushi. - Emma Roberts

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

A party without cake is just a meeting. - Julia Child

Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef

Fame is a fickle food upon a shifting plate. - Emily Dickinson

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

The English contribution to world cuisine. The chip. - John Cleese

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it. - Boris Johnson

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

For me, the cinema is not a slice of life, but a piece of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. - Unknown

My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss

An Englishman teaching an American about food is like the blind leading the one-eyed. - A.J. Liebling

I need to tone up, as I eat a lot of fast food. I love Maccy D's, Subway and Domino's. - Amy Childs

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

I love eating sushi and eating raw and clean - no pasta and bread. Low carbs is what works for me. - Christine Teigen

I love sushi, though I just read something about how you shouldn't eat sushi more than once a week. - Jacqueline Obradors

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison

One of my favorite things to make is homemade sushi. I know how to make the rolls and it's really fun to do. - Carly Rae Jepsen

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

Because of their cuisine, Germans don't consider farting rude. They'd certainly be out of luck if they did. - P.J. O'Rourke

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

A good plate of sushi after an opening helps to soothe that post-opening blues - especially since you feel like raw meat yourself. - Jim Drain

I'm always interested in finding the new trend. If you love pizza every day, after 22 years of eating pizza, you want to try sushi. - Jean Pigozzi

How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton


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