QuotaBillsThen you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Cake is the answer, no matter the question. - Unknown
She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson
I'm not making art, I'm making sushi. - Masaharu Morimoto
I am putting real plums into an imaginary cake. - Mary McCarthy
Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei
Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante
Food is symbolic of love when words are inadequate. - Alan D Wolfe
Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite
You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb
False Economy: using only 30 candles on her 40th birthday cake - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Dubm Waiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King
I was so drunk, I thought a tube of toothpaste was astronaut food. - Will Ferell
"Let 'em eat cake," to quote the late Mark Antonette. - Archie Bunker
I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food. - Unknown
Food is not rational. Food is culture, habit, craving and identity. - Jonathan S Foer
I don't discriminate against sushi. It's all good in my book. - Billy Horschel
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Exercise is king, nutrition is queen. Put them together and you have a kingdom. - Jack LaLanne
My favourite place to eat is my grandma's kitchen. She makes a mean crab cake. - Karlie Kloss
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie? - Lisa Loeb
People want honest, flavourful food, not some show-off meal that takes days to prepare. - Ted Allen
From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay
Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme
Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz
I prefer Hostess fruit pies to pop-up toaster tarts because they don't require as much cooking. - Carrie Snow
Food: The response Mom usually gives in answer to the question, "What's for dinner tonight?" - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers. - Socrates
Sea spaghetti looks like dark fettuccine and has a similar texture - you can get it in health food stores or online. - Yotam Ottolenghi
No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro
The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill. - Bryan Miller
An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown
I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah
If you're trying to create a company, it's like baking a cake. You have to have all the ingredients in the right proportion. - Elon Musk
How is it that mercury is not safe for food additives and Over the Counter drug products, but it is safe in our vaccines and dental amalgams? - Dan Burton
Mushroom: 1. A motel for quickies; 2. The place where they store the school food; 3. A room that has no sides, no walls, no doors and no ceilings. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell
The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it. - Edward I Kock