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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

You can't be a smart cookie if you have a crumbly attitude. - Unknown

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I sleep with a light on in the bathroom so I can see where I'm at, because I wake up and have no clue. - Carrie Underwood

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home. - David Frost

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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