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Wax on, wax off. - The Karate Kid

Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Tarnished Lady: One that is not bright - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Wherever there's light, there's bugs. - Harry Ironside

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You don't have to be perfect to be brilliant. - Mark Eyre

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - James Keller

Through darkness diamonds spread their richest light. - John Webster

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

She may very well pass for 43 in the dusk with the light behind her! - W S Gilbert

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Smart people that like good health spend several hours outdoors daily in the shade of trees. - Steven Magee

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay


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