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Wax on, wax off. - The Karate Kid

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

Deep in their roots, all flowers keep the light. - Theodore Roethke

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

You can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at. - Tina Fey

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

If there is light in the soul, there will be beauty in the person. - Chinese Proverb

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

That's an amazing invention, but who would ever want to use one of them? - Rutherford B. Hayes

And all we feared inside the night / shows true in morning's biased light. - Garth von Buchholz

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

You can have brilliant ideas, but if you cannot get them across, your ideas will not get you anywhere. - Lee Iacocca

Free trade is terrible. Free trade can be wonderful if you have smart people. But we have stupid people. - Donald Trump

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. - Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

My candle burns at both ends,
It will not last the night;
But ah, my foes, and oh, my friends -
It gives a lovely light! - Edna St Vincent Millay

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster


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