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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

The reappearance of the light is the same as the survival of the soul. - Victor Hugo

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Hope is being able to see that there is light despite all of the darkness. - Desmond Tutu

She knew what all smart women knew: Laughter made you live better and longer. - Gail Parent

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly. - Demetri Martin

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What sounds to you like a big load of trashy noise... is in fact... the brilliant music of a genius... myself. - Iggy Pop

Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. - Doug Larson

However brilliant an action may be, it should not be accounted great when it is not the result of a great purpose. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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