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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

He has not so much brain as ear-wax. - William Shakespeare

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

Following the light of the sun, we left the Old World. - Christopher Columbus

It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

Faith is the bird that feels the light when the dawn is still dark. - Rabindranath Tagore

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and it's gone. - Unknown

I have a feeling my Check Liver Light may come on this weekend. - Unknown

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

I'm no genius. I'm smart in spots but I stay around those spots. - Thomas J Watson

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffet

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

The art of art, the glory of expression, and the sunshine of the light of letters, is simplicity. - Walt Whitman

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The mind of a bigot is like the pupil of the eye. The more light you shine on it, the more it will contract. - Oliver Wendell Homes, Jr.

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

Disability is a way of getting some extremity, some kind of very difficult situation, that throws an interesting light on people. - Mark Haddon

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A rooster crows only when it sees the light. Put him in the dark and he'll never crow. I have seen the light and I'm crowing. - Muhammad Ali

When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty. - Norm Crosby

In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. - Oscar Wilde

Human beings will line up for miles to buy a bucket of catastrophes, but don't try selling sunshine and light; you'll go broke. - Chuck Jones

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

There is not less wit, not less invention, in applying rightly a thought one finds in a book, than in being the first author of that book. - Pierre Boyle

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros


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