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Light tomorrow with today. - Elizabeth Barrett Browning

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Put the light out, and all women are alike. - German Proverb

The key to winning is to be brilliant at the basics. - Vince Lombardi

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The Sputnik is just to me like a firework, a rocket, a new invention. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to. - Louis C.K.

Starting and being consistent and not giving up is more important than being brilliant. - Mark Schaefer

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

It is worth a thousand pounds a year to have the habit of looking on the bright side of things. - Samuel Johnson

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Yoga is a light, which once lit, will never dim. The better your practice, the brighter the flame. - B.K. Iyengar

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I will love the light for it shows me the way, yet I will endure the darkness for it shows me the stars. - Og Mandino

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

The character of our praying will determine the character of our preaching. Light praying makes light preaching. - E.M. Bounds

I exercise at least five times a week with stretching, Pilates, push-ups, planks, sit-ups, squats and light weights. - Reba McEntire

If we don't redouble our efforts to increase incentives for invention, this country's going to lose its edge. - Dean Kamen

Your assumptions are your windows on the world. Scrub them off every once in a while, or the light won't come in. - Alan Alda

Like a morning dream, life becomes more and more bright the longer we live, and the reason of everything appears more clear. - Jean Paul Richter

Every man must decide whether he will walk in the light of creative altruism, or in the darkness of destructive selfishness. - Martin Luther King Jr

Telephone: An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making a disagreeable person keep his distance. - Ambrose Bierce

If you want to achieve things in life, you've just got to do them; and if you're talented and smart, you'll succeed. - Juliana Hatfield

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila. - Mitch Ratcliffe

Distinguished ancestors shed a powerful light on their descendants, and forbid the concealment either of their merits or of their demerits. - Gaius S. Crispus

Fantasy has a dark side to it. It also has a light hemisphere - the power of the human imagination to keep going, to imagine a better tomorrow. - Tim O'Brien

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

We went down into the silent garden. Dawn is the time when nothing breathes, the hour of silence. Everything is transfixed, only the light moves. - Leonora Carrington

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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