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Anger blows out the candle of the mind. - Robert G Ingersoll

Even the candle seller dies in the dark. - Colombian Proverb

Getting caught is the mother of invention. - Robert Byrne

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz

If light is in your heart, you will find your way home. - Rumi

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart. - Kahlil Gibran

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The merry year is born, like the bright berry from the naked thorn. - Hartley Coleridge

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

A bright person can always think of something better to do than housework. - Ruby Lou Barnhill

It is not that I'm so smart. But I stay with the questions much longer. - Albert Einstein

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light. - Henry Morgan

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can you afford? - Blanche Knott

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Truth is like heat or light; its vibrations are endless, and are endlessly felt. - Margaret Deland

If you want light to come into your life, you need to stand where it is shining. - Guy Finley

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

Being kissed by a man who doesn't wax his moustache is like eating an egg without salt. - Rudyard Kipling

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

We have been too long in darkness. Once already we have been in the light, and we want it again. - Alexander Dubcek

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

I think that most people would rather face the light of a real enemy than the darkness of their imagined fears. - Max Brooks

With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet, you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street. - Dr. Seuss

If you maintain a healthy diet, or at least are smart about your food choices, you'll still see the pounds come off. - Misty May-Treanor

Nothing prepared me for being this awesome. It's kind of a shock to wake up every morning and be bathed in this purple light. - Bill Murray

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

I hate smart sales clerks. I said to one, "What do you have in lingerie?" She says, "More than you'll ever have!" - Phyllis Diller

If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave. - Bill Murray

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared. - Buddha


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