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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

Luminary: One who throws light upon a subject - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

HOMEWORK: Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge - Unknown

Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens. - JRR Tolkien

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

Safety Belt: The one you don't drink before driving home - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I merely took the energy it takes to pout and wrote some blues. - Duke Ellington

Energy is liberated matter; matter is energy waiting to happen. - Bill Bryson

Neonphancy: A fluorescent light bulb struggling to come to life - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

Have fun, be active. Ride a bike instead of driving, for example. - Dan Buettner

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Be enthusiastic as a leader. You can't light a fire with a wet match. - Unknown

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

You don't need a floodlight to bring light into the darkness - a single flame will do. - Clare Josa

Whenever you see darkness, there is extraordinary opportunity for the light to burn brighter. - Bono

I've got more energy now than when I was younger because I know exactly what I want to do. - George Balanchine

HonkoSecond: The time between the light turning green and the sound from the car horn behind you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just like having fun. And, you know, sometimes I just like to present myself in that fun energy. - Katy Perry

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

The next woman who gets hold of me is gonna light up like a pinball machine and pay off in silver dollars. - Jack Nicholson

"Officer, I know I was going faster than 55 MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour." - Steven Wright

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Every road you take has a destination. What road are you on and will it take you where you really want to go? - Unknown

How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? - Jacques Plante

If Music is a Place - then Jazz is the City, Folk is the Wilderness, Rock is the Road, Classical is a Temple. - Vera Nazarian

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Speed Limit: The velocity one must exceed by approximately 10 MPH on a major highway or risk being run off the road - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

If you see ten troubles coming down the road, you can be sure that nine will run into the ditch before they reach you. - Calvin Coolidge

A father is neither an anchor to hold us back nor a sail to take us there, but a guiding light whose love shows us the way. - Unknown

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make a decision. - Unknown

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown

There is a blessed necessity by which the interest of men is always driving them to the right, and making all crime mean and ugly. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise


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