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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A person often meets his destiny on the road he took to avoid it. - Jean de La Fontaine

There is no genius in life like the genius of energy and industry. - D.G. Mitchell

Anger must be the energy that has not yet found its right channel. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

One road leads home and a thousand roads lead into the wilderness. - C S Lewis

Managers light a fire under people; leaders light a fire in people. - Kathy Austin

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay

If we shouldn't eat at night, why is there a light in the fridge? - Unknown

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light. - Aristotle

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Energy, like the Biblical grain of the mustard seed, will remove mountains. - Hosea Ballou

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

My life is full of mistakes. They're like pebbles that make a good road. - Beatrice Wood

A beautiful diamond asks to be viewed from many angles, shining in the light. - Clare Josa

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over. - Ambrose Bierce

No matter what you're going through, there's a light at the end of the tunnel. - Demi Lovato

The sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being. - Carl Jung

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

The church is close, but the road is icey. The tavern is far, but I will walk carefully. - Russian Proverb

The royal road to a man's heart is to talk to him about the things he treasures most. - Dale Carnegie

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

He who would arrive at the appointed end must follow a single road and not wander through many ways. - Seneca

We proclaim the resurrection of Christ when his light illuminates the dark moments of our existence. - Pope Francis

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

The secret of change is to focus all of your energy not on fighting the old, but on building the new. - Socrates

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road. - Stewart Brand

A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road. - Henry Ward Beecher

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you're riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. - Bob Marley

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Atomic energy might be as good as our present-day explosives, but it is unlikely to produce anything very much more dangerous. - Winston Churchill

Singing sad songs often has a way of healing a situation. It gets the hurt out in the open into the light, out of the darkness. - Reba McEntire

Remembering that each of us will take our turns in darkness and in light, let us be light for one another when the darkness falls. - Unknown


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