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Light Road

Time lapse down lightbulb highway

Light Road thanks to Roy Taylor

Following where others have gone before

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It is easy to be heavy; it is hard to be light. - G K Chesterton

The road to success is always under construction. - Lily Tomlin

Often a lack of energy is considered to be patience. - Kin Hubbard

Sometimes that light at the end of the tunnel is a train. - Charles Barkley

What's done in the dark will be paraded in the light. - Charles Wynn

Blessed are the cracked, for they shall let in the light. - Groucho Marx

It is a rough road that leads to the heights of greatness. - Seneca

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

It is better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. - Chinese Proverb

Abbreviation: An inordinately long word in light of its meaning - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing. - Unknown

We better not, ya know, kill our chickens before they cross the road. - Archie Bunker

Enthusiasm finds the opportunities, and energy makes the most of them. - Henry Hoskins

I've never had a clear road map. When things come along, I benefit. - Greg Kinnear

Light is the greatest disinfectant in nature and also in organizations. - Stephen Covey

Thoughts have energy. Make sure your thoughts are positive and powerful. - Unknown

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

Research is the historical novelist's map, constraint, and purest energy. - Donald McCaig

Whoever established the high road, and how high it should be, should be fired. - Sandra Bullock

We cannot hold a torch to light another's path without brightening our own. - Unknown

Chains of habit are too light to be felt until they are too heavy to be broken. - Warren Buffett

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

You can always tell when you are on the road to success; it's uphill all the way. - Paul Harvey

There's no road map on how to raise a family: it's always an enormous negotiation. - Meryl Streep

Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes rich. - Sarah Bernhardt

In times of great stress or adversity, plow your anger and your energy into something positive. - Lee Iacocca

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

Work while you have the light. You are responsible for the talent that has been entrusted to you. - Henri F Amiel

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. - Alan Dundes

Imagine a place where everyone chooses to bring energy, passion, and a positive attitude every day. - Stephen C. Lundin

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

In faith there is enough light for those who want to believe and enough shadows to blind those who don't. - Blaise Pascal

Our battered suitcases were piled on the sidewalk again; we had longer ways to go. But no matter, the road is life. - Jack Kerouac

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the red stoplight. The truly wise person is colorblind. - Albert Schweitzer


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