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Little Johnny's First School Picture

Feeling shy, Little Johnny backed up to the camera

Little Johnny's First School Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Winner of the 'Awkward School Picture' award

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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost

I did kindergarten twice because I was so shy. - Zendaya

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko

When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? - George Carlin

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Class is the sure-footedness that comes with having proved you can meet life. - Ann Landers

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

The secret of achievement is to hold a picture of a successful outcome in the mind. - Thoreau

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

When I got outta High School I was driving a truck. I was just a poor boy from Memphis. - Elvis Presley

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I'm so ugly my father carries around the picture of the kid who came with his wallet. - Rodney Dangerfield

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything. - Robert Frost

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Formulate and stamp indelibly on your mind a mental picture of yourself as succeeding. Hold this picture tenaciously. Never permit it to fade. - Norman Vincent Peale


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