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Little Johnny's First School Picture

Feeling shy, Little Johnny backed up to the camera

Little Johnny's First School Picture thanks to Howard Chapman

Winner of the 'Awkward School Picture' award

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One picture is worth more than a thousand words. - Chinese Proverb

Academy: A modern school where football is taught - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

An epic is the easiest kind of picture to make badly. - Charlton Heston

I go to school, but I never learn what I want to know. - Bill Watterson

You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson

It's always the small pieces that make the big picture. - Unknown

School Of Hard Knocks: Where they train door-to-door salesmen - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Upper classes are a nation's past; the middle class is its future. - Ayn Rand

Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown

Collaborate with others who share you vision to see the bigger picture. - Richard Branson

A picture is worth a thousand words, but try saying that with a picture. - Unknown

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Conversation enriches the understanding, but solitude is the school of genius. - Edward Gibbon

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

Life is a marathon, not a sprint. It's about taking a bigger-picture approach. - Ivanka Trump

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

I'm not shy, I'm holding back my awesomeness so I don't intimidate you. - Unknown

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then He made school boards. - Mark Twain

Show class, have pride, and display character. If you do, winning takes care of itself. - Paul Bryant

I am who I am: an Irish Catholic kid, working class from Long Island. And I made it big. - Bill O'Reilly

I look up to him because he is upper class, but I look down on him because he is lower class. - Ronnie Corbett

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. - Kurt Vonnegut

Graduate School: The place where a young scholar goes off his Dad's payroll - and on to his wife's - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

There is no better coach than life: you attend class everyday; all you have to do is listen to the message. - Carl Hennegan

Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

It is terrible to destroy a person's picture of himself in the interests of truth or some other abstraction. - Doris Lessing

The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Our loyalties must transcend our race, our tribe, our class, and our nation; and this means we must develop a world perspective. - Martin Luther King Jr.

I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz

I think of each movie as a puzzle. The fun is in solving the puzzle: finding a musical identity for the picture, however that can be summed up. - Marco Beltrami

With the steady disintegration of the family in modern society over the last century, the role of the school in bridging the gap has become vital. - Stephen Covey


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