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What a beautiful view! - Alan Shepard

Colors are the smiles of nature. - Leigh Hunt

Heista La Vista: Steal a panorama - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A father is a banker provided by nature. - French Proverb

A lawn is nature under totalitarian rule. - Michael Pollan

Nature always wears the colors of the spirit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Lawyers are fleas on the hide of human nature. - Stephen King

The family is one of nature's masterpieces. - George Santayana

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Mother is the home we come from. She is nature, soil, ocean. - Erich Fromm

In all things of nature, there is something of the marvelous. - Aristotle

I can see myself before myself - a being through dark scenery. - Dejan Stojanovic

A friend is one who sees through you and still enjoys the view. - Wilma Askinas

Who would dare assign to art the sterile function of imitating nature? - Charles Baudelaire

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. - Unknown

Study nature. Love nature. Stay close to nature. It will never fail you. - Frank Lloyd Wright

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

In our progress towards the goal, we ever see more and more enchanting scenery. - Mahatma Gandhi

It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people. - Carrot Top

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

Nature gave us one tongue and two ears so we could hear twice as much as we speak. - Unknown

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

It is not human nature that we should accuse but the despicable conventions that pervert it. - Denis Diderot

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

Nut Bar: someone who has a polar opposite world view which is contrary to your own biased opinions - Debbie Milne

A definite purpose, like blinders on a horse, inevitably narrows its possessor's point of view. - Robert Frost

Sayin' grace - it's just thankin' Mother Nature, whose 1st name just happens to be Grace. - Archie Bunker

I think Nature's imagination is so much greater than man's, she's never gonna let us relax! - Richard P Feynman

Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing. - Thomas Paine

'Healing,' Papa would tell me, 'is not a science, but the intuitive art of wooing nature.' - W H Auden

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I'm always astonished by a forest. It makes me realise that the fantasy of nature is much larger than my own fantasy. - Gunter Grass

Everybody needs beauty as well as bread, places to play in and pray in, where nature may heal and give strength to body and soul. - John Muir

The chief ingredients in the composition of those qualities that gain esteem and praise, are good nature, truth, good sense, and good breeding. - Joseph Addison

Today was about chasing sun-rays, beach waves, and sunsets. All things beautiful that give you peace are worth chasing. Everything else isn't. - April M. Monterrosa

When you are called to a sick man, be sure you know what the matter is — if you do not know, nature can do a great deal better than you can guess. - Nicholas de Belleville


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