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Long Limo

Garage extension for the new limousine

Long Limo thanks to Mel Hardman

The neighbours have started moaning about me parking in the street so I've had to put it in the garage...

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I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open. - Steven Wright

Please don't come to my garage sale if you've ever let me borrow something. - Mike Spears

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

I went to a garage sale. "How much for the garage?" "It's not for sale." - Steven Wright

Reading is a means of thinking with another person's mind; it forces you to stretch your own. - Charles Scribner

Continuity gives us roots; change gives us branches, letting us stretch and grow and reach new heights. - Pauline R. Kezer

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate. - Donald Trump

Menopause: because nature decided that pregnancy, labor, delivery, breastfeeding, and stretch marks wasn't enough. - Unknown

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

If I'm losing balance in a pose, I stretch higher and God reaches down to steady me. It works every time, and not just in yoga. - T. Guillemets

Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. - Oprah Winfrey

If you put yourself in a position where you have to stretch outside your comfort zone, then you are forced to expand your consciousness. - Les Brown

She's so fat she's my two best friends. She wears stretch caftans. She's got more chins than the Chinese telephone directory. - Joan Rivers


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