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By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

It's 5 O'Clock Somewhere. - Jim Farley

Insects all business all the time. - David Foster Wallace

The late start is due to the time. - David Coleman

Ancestry is a hereditary condition. - Unknown

Old men are children for a second time. - Aristophanes

One sees things for the first time only once. - Theodore H White

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug. - John Lithgow

Only time will tell if we stand the test of time. - Van Halen

Don't wait. The time will never be just right. - Napoleon Hill

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

I'll tell you how the sun rose - a ribbon at a time. - Emily Dickinson

With time and patience, the mulberry leaf becomes satin. - Chinese Proverb

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

At 46 one must be a miser; only have time for essentials. - Oscar Wilde

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Some men by ancestry are only the shadow of a mighty name. - Etheridge Knight

My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. - Les Dawson

When things are bad, it's the best time to reinvent yourself. - George Lopez

I enjoy my fun time and everything like that but I love what I do. - Christina Milian

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Every man regards his own life as the New Year’s Eve of time. - Jean Paul Richter

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Unknown

Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once. - Woody Allen

Waste no more time arguing about what a good person should be. Be one. - Marcus Aurelius

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

All endings are also beginnings - we just don't know it at the time. - Unknown

Life is like looking for your phone. Most of the time it's in your hand. - Unknown

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them - but not for love. - William Shakespeare

Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip

Civilization began the first time an angry person cast a word instead of a rock. - Sigmund Freud

There is no greater wisdom than well to time the beginnings and onsets of things. - Francis Bacon

There, standing at the piano, was the original good time who had been had by all. - Kenneth Tynan

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

Those who make the worst use of their time are the first to complain of its brevity. - Jean de la Bruyere

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

A racehorse is an animal that can take several thousand people for a ride at the same time. - Marjorie Johnson

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only time we've got. - Art Buchwald

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

I had to have some balls to be Irish Catholic in South London. Most of that time I spent fighting. - Pierce Brosnan

One does not discover new lands without consenting to lose sight of the shore for a very long time. - Andre Gide

You have to calendar time for yourself even if you have no idea what you're going to do with it. - Susie Bright

I spend a lot of time thinking of the Hereafter - each time I enter a room I wonder what I'm here after. - Tim Conway

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground. - Thomas Overbury

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

I was a Democrat for a period of time early on. And then I was also an independent. And then I became a Republican. - Donald Trump

The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid. - Will Rogers

I think when a surfer becomes a surfer, it's almost like an obligation to be an environmentalist at the same time. - Kelly Slater

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar. - Robert Brault

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

The Republicans have all of the cards. And this is the time to get rid of Obamacare. This is the time to make the great deal. - Donald Trump

I took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done. - Steven Wright

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

How you spend your time is more important than how you spend your money. Money mistakes can be corrected, but time is gone forever. - David B. Norris

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about. - Evan Esar

The greatest thing about man is his ability to transcend himself, his ancestry and his environment and to become what he dreams of being. - Tully C. Knoles

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

Three things you cannot recover in life: the WORD after it's said, the MOMENT after it's missed, and the TIME after it's gone. - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

The future rewards those who press on. I don't have time to feel sorry for myself. I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on. - Barack Obama

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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