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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Lost time is never found again. - Benjamin Franklin

Wishing to be a bird so you can Fly Away. - Unknown

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Purity of soul cannot be lost without consent. - St. Augustine

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

All our words from loose using have lost their edge. - Ernest Hemingway

Nothing is really lost until your Mom can't find it. - Unknown

The bird who dares to fall is the bird who learns to fly. - Unknown

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

The early bird catches the worm, eats more, and dies sooner. - Czech Proverb

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

may my heart always be open to little birds who are the secrets of living - e e cummings

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

Hopeful, we are halfway to where we want to go; hopeless, we are lost forever. - Lao Tzu

I know of only one bird (the parrot) that talks; and it can't fly very high. - Wilbur Wright

A bird doesn't sing because it has an answer; it sings because it has a song. - Lou Holtz

Birds with broken wings walking on the ground were once flying high up in the sky. - Mehmet M Ildan

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Whoever said, "It's not whether you win or lose that counts" probably lost. - Martina Navratilova

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

But she was going to beat - she was favored to win - and she got schlonged, she lost, I mean she lost. - Donald Trump

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. - Mark Russell

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin


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