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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. - English Proverb

Heavenly bodies are nests of invisible birds. - Dejan Stojanovic

The church is the great lost-and-found department. - Robert Short

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

Time is a vindictive bandit to steal the beauty of our former selves. - Raphael

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

The worst bankrupt in the world is the man who has lost his enthusiasm. - H.W. Arnold

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research. - Steven Wright

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty. - WC Fields

Praise from a friend, or censure from a foe,
Are lost on hearers that our merits know. - Homer

Those who corrupt the public mind are just as evil as those who steal from the public purse. - Adlai E Stevenson

Madness is loving the unsolvable puzzle of your soul and replacing the lost pieces with my own. - Shannon L. Alder

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

From New Year's on the outlook brightens; good humor lost in a mood of failure returns. I resolve to stop complaining. - Leonard Bernstein

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

Always vote for principle, though you may vote alone, and you may cherish the sweetest reflection that your vote is never lost. - John Quincy Adams

The moment a little boy is concerned with which is a jay and which is a sparrow, he can no longer see the birds or hear them sing. - Eric Berne

We are all the fools of time and terror: Days Steal on us and steal from us; yet we live, Loathing our life, and dreading still to die. - George Gordon Byron

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan


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