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Lost Meal thanks to Keith Blake

The best placed plans of birds and men

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He who hesitates is lost. - Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

I was never crippled until I lost hope. - Nick Vujicic

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The bird a nest, the spider a web, man friendship. - William Blake

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm gets eaten. - Norman Augustine

Every hour of lost time is a chance of future misfortune. - Napoleon

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

Head Hunter: The person to see if you have lost your head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I never wanted to weigh more heavily on a man than a bird. - Coco Chanel

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

If one cannot catch the bird of paradise, better take a wet hen. - Nikita Krushchev

It is better to have loft and lost than to never have loft at all. - Groucho Marx

When you make weirdness into a puzzle to be solved, you make LOST. - Joseph Fink

Of all the things I've lost, it's my mind I miss the most. - Ozzy Osbourne

Tis better to have loved and lost, Than never to have loved at all. - Alfred Tennyson

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

In order to see birds it is necessary to become a part of the silence. - Robert Lynd

If the people you lead have lost their spark, try looking in the mirror. - Susan Fowler

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost. - Harold C. Schonberg

Let's commit the perfect crime. I'll steal your heart, and you steal mine. - Meryl Streep

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

Hold fast to dreams, for if dreams die, life is a broken-winged bird that cannot fly. - Lanston Hughes

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

Believe in the reasonable decency of the brethren; patients are not stolen — they run away. - Martin H. Fischer

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

The toilets at a local police station have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on. - Ronnie Corbett

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

Foggy nights bring some comfort. He can get lost in the mist and there is no one to stare or question. - Susie Clevenger

Just as the bird sings or the butterfly soars, because it is his natural characteristic, so the artist works. - Alma Gluck

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

One reason why birds and horses are not unhappy is because they are not trying to impress other birds and horses. - Dale Carnegie

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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