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The best placed plans of birds and men

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Fowl: A four-letter bird. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Birds of a feather flock together. - English Proverb

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The woman that deliberates is lost. - Joseph Addison

Poetry is what gets lost in translation. - Robert Frost

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness. - Alejandro Jodorowsky

Thou shalt not steal - only from other comedians. - WC Fields

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Tirade: A trip to the clothing store to steal neckwear - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

Moving among fragmentary ruins which lost their significance. - Stephen Spender

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame. - Kohta Hirano

Living is using time given to you. You cannot recall lost time. - Pokemon

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

Friends are lost by calling too often and by not calling often enough. - French Proverb

It is better to have loafed and lost, than never to have loafed at all. - James Thurber

Luke, I don't want to lose you to the Emperor the way I lost Vader. - Obi Wan Kenobi

'Tis better to have fought and lost than never to have fought at all. - Arthur Hugh Clough

When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back. - Woody Allen

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. - Steven Wright

The structure of a play is always the story of how the birds come home to roost. - Arthur Miller

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling. - Mark Twain

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. - Erma Bombeck

Liberal and conservative have lost their meaning in America. I represent the distracted center. - Jon Stewart

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Years steal fire from the mind as vigor from the limb; and life's enchanted cup but sparkles near the brim. - Lord Byron

Use what talents you possess; the woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best. - Henry Van Dyke

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Navjot S Sidhu

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Be like the bird that, passing on her flight awhile on boughs too slight, feels them give way beneath her, and yet sings, knowing that she hath wings. - Victor Hugo


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