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Yoga is 99% practice and 1% theory. - Pattabhi Jois

We acquire the strength we have overcome. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

My head says gym, but my heart says donuts. - Unknown

Life only demands from you the strength you possess. - Dag Hammarskjold

If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown

Mastering others is strength. Mastering yourself is true power. - Lao-tzu

A good goal is like a strenuous exercise - it makes you stretch. - Mary Kay Ash

We're the only animal that wakes up and doesn't stretch. - Conor McGregor

Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

God is our refuge and our strength, a very present help in trouble. - Bible

Every time I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. - Robert M Hutchins

Middle age is when you are not inclined to exercise anything but caution. - Arthur Murray

After exercising I always eat pizza... just kidding. I don't exercise. - Unknown

Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them? - Bill Murray

One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls! - Reif Larsen

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Fashion is gentility running away from vulgarity, and afraid of being overtaken. - William Hazlitt

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

There are men running governments who shouldn't be allowed to play with matches. - Will Rogers

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

We waste a lot of time running after people we could have caught by just standing still. - Mignon McLaughlin

Gaming goes in trends, and for a bit of a too-long stretch, it focused on huge productions. - Markus Persson

Tears shed for self are tears of weakness, but tears shed for others are a sign of strength. - Billy Graham

If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Every video I'm in, every magazine cover, they stretch you, they make you perfect. It's not real life. - Lady Gaga

Figure out what you hope for. Live inside that hope, running down its hallways, touching the walls on both sides. - Barbara Kingsolver

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Often my best work comes from somebody trying to stretch me in a direction that I wouldn't normally want to go in. - Alan Menken

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Prayer and the Bible became a part of my everyday thoughts and beliefs. I learned to put my trust in God and to seek Him as my strength. - Rosa Parks

Every essential oil has a healing purpose. I think it's a great gift because it's something that elevates your mood and your health. - Yolanda Hadid

Laughter is a form of internal jogging. It moves your internal organs around. It enhances respiration. It is an igniter of great expectation. - Norman Cousins


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