QuotaBillsLife is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack
I'd rather be lucky than good. - Lefty Gomez
Broom parking only; all others will be toad. - Unknown
Substance is not enough, accident is also required. - Greek Proverb
The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner
I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap. - Rodney Dangerfield
Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson
Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond
Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford
He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato
Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant
They call you lucky but have no idea how hard you've worked. - Unknown
Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg
Happiness is a well-balanced combination of love, labour, and luck. - Mary Wilson Little
A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find, lucky to have. - Unknown
Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy
Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Hard Luck: Something composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
People always call it luck when you've acted more sensibly than they have. - Anne Tyler
Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant
Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings
Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright
Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake
Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland
I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown
When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson
Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare
You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland
What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg
I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman
The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright
Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown