Lucky Cars

It's bad luck to be superstitious. - Andrew W. Mathis

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Better a lucky physician than a learned one. - English Proverb

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

What makes a winner as much as anything: luck. - Red Auerbach

Parking Lot Attendant: Professional fender bender - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

The luck of having talent is not enough; one must also have a talent for luck. - Louis Hector Berlioz

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If we surrendered to earth's intelligence, we could rise up rooted like trees. - Rainer M Rilke

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrow's good luck. - Og Mandino

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

To be born free is an accident; to live free a responsibility; to die free is an obligation. - Mrs. Hubbard Davis

Shady Character: A fellow who snoozes in a hammock under a tree while his wife mows the lawn - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique, and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

At 20 a man thinks he can save the world. At 40 he's lucky if he can save part of his salary. - Unknown

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Physics is about questioning, studying, probing nature. You probe, and, if you're lucky, you get strange clues. - Lene Hau

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown