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Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

Trees often transplanted seldom prosper. - Flemish Proverb

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Life without love is like a tree without blossom and fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

I ordered a bed from IKEA and they sent me a tree trunk and a saw. - Eileen Curtright

Luck is a dividend of sweat. The more you sweat, the luckier you get. - Ray Kroc

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Make a bet every day, otherwise you might walk around lucky and never know it. - Jimmy Jones

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Wherever you go and whatever you do, may the luck of the Irish be there with you. - Irish Blessings

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

I was born lucky, and I have lived lucky. What I had was used. What I still have is being used. Lucky. - Katharine Hepburn

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

To be successful you have to be lucky, or a little mad, or very talented, or find yourself in a rapid growth field. - Edward de Bono

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

On the top of the Crumpetty Tree
The Quangle Wangle sat,
But his face you could not see,
On account of his Beaver Hat. - Edward Lear

The only thing that I have done that is not mitigated by luck, diminished by good fortune, is that I persisted, and other people gave up. - Harrison Ford

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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