Lucky Cars

Growing old is something you do if you're lucky. - Groucho Marx

Those that are afraid of bad luck will never know good. - Russian proverb

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Kahlil Gibran

Life without love is like a tree without blossoms or fruit. - Khalil Gibran

When you think about a walking tree, laughter is the response. - John Rhys-Davies

I took a walk in the woods and came out taller than the trees. - Henry David Thoreau

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. - Will Rogers

Shallow men believe in luck. Strong men believe in cause and effect. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not allowed in my tree house now? - Unknown

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

If you reveal your secrets to the wind, don't blame the wind for revealing them to the trees. - Kahlil Gibran

Knowing trees, I understand the meaning of patience. Knowing grass, I can appreciate persistence. - Hal Borland

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his affairs as well as a tree does. - George Bernard Shaw

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele