Lucky Cars

Parking is such street sorrow. - Herb Caen

Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Luck is being ready for the chance. - James Frank Dobie

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

Character is the root of the tree; conduct, the fruit it bears. - E.M. Bounds

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place... a man is lucky to get out of it alive. - WC Fields

Transplanting the ballet to the United States is like trying to raise a palm tree in Dakota. - Lincoln Kirsten

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

The more we believe in ourselves, the luckier we get. The more we believe in luck, the unluckier we get. - Unknown

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

For a long time now I have tried simply to write the best I can. Sometimes I have good luck and write better than I can. - Ernest Hemingway

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

Love is like an earthquake - unpredictable, a little scary, but when the hard part is over you realize how lucky you truly are. - Unknown

What do you do with all your pennies? I give them away. It's good to spread your luck around and it always come back to you. - Fannie Flagg

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

I think trees should bloom earlier in the spring. They act like they are on a schedule. It’s not like they have anywhere to go. - Jarod Kintz

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Advice from a tree:
- Stand tall and proud
- Go out on a limb
- Remember your roots
- Drink plenty of water
- Enjoy the view - Unknown