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Luck never gives; it only lends. - Swedish Proverb

Every man under his own fig tree. - Hebrew Saying

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident. - Mark Twain

What luck for the rulers that men do not think. - Adolf Hitler

Once there was a tree, and she loved a little boy. - Shel Silverstein

Traffic Ticket: Finale of the policeman's bawl - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Wilson Mizner

The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

Just tell yourself, Duckie, you're really quite lucky! - Dr. Seuss

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Giving never happens by accident. It's always intentional. - Amy Grant

You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from. - Cormac McCarthy

We all thought we'd have flying cars by now, but we don't. - Dana Brunetti

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound? - Unknown

Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men. - E.B. White

Happiness is an accident of nature, a beautiful and flawless aberration. - Pat Conroy

Zealotry: 1. The enemy of idealism; 2. What a tree salesman likes to do. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky. - Michel de Montaigne

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Off-Campus Parking: Ample extra parking usually found in an adjoining state - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

Each has his own tree of ancestors, but at the top of all sits Probably Arboreal. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push. - Rodney Dangerfield

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. - Bill Vaughan

Golden Age: When the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them. - P.J. O'Rourke

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world - an assigned parking space. - Gene Perret

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature's peace will flow into you as sunshine flows into trees. - John Muir

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

The axe cannot boast of the tree it has cut down. It could do nothing but for the woodsman. He made it, he sharpened it, and he used it. - Samuel Brengel

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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