QuotaBillsComputer viruses should count as life. - Stephen Hawking
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch. - WC Fields
You can't write poetry on the computer. - Quentin Tarantino
I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray
We don't need nukes. We have the internet. - Alice Minium
The internet is a great way to get on the net. - Bob Dole
I took the initiative in creating the internet. - Al Gore
Life is a rollercoaster. Try to eat a light lunch. - David A. Schmaltz
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak
Out for lunch. If not back by five, out for dinner also. - Unknown
The computer is down. I hope it's something serious. - Stanton Delaplane
The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity. - Clifford Stoll
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough. - Unknown
There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home. - Ken Olson
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer. - Paul Ehrlich
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife. - Shelley Winters
Ask not what you can do for your country, ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles
In software systems it is often the early bird that makes the worm. - Alan Perlis
The Internet treats censorship as a malfunction and routes around it. - John P Barlow
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper. - Adelle Davis
Apple: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker
People who are really serious about software should make their own hardware. - Alan Kay
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant. - Mitchell Kapor
If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan
In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham
Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute for life. - Andrew Brown
I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. - Milton Berle
Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA
Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett
I don't like creating software anymore. It's too exact. It's like karate; there's no room for error. - John Maeda
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote. - Benjamin Franklin
If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 2,000 MPG. - Bill Gates
Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther
Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. - Andy Rooney
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. - Steven Wright