Maid Confusion

We have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal

Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

He who is not a good servant will not be a good master. - Plato

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx

Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead

Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer