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Maid Confusion

Clearing up who does the housework

Maid Confusion thanks to Mike King

A relationship 'not maid' for him

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So much work, so few women to do it. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

I was with book, as a woman is with child. - C S Lewis

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

A woman is as old as she looks before breakfast. - Edgar W Howe

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

A lady of a 'certain age', which means Certainly aged. - Lord Byron

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason. - Stanley Baldwin

Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher

My greatest regret is not knowing at 30 what I knew about women at 60. - Arthur Miller

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

Be not careless in deeds, nor confused in words, nor rambling in thought. - Marcus A. Antoninus

The testimony of a woman has only half the value of the testimony of a man. - Iranian Penal Code

I have never been lost, but I will admit to being confused for several weeks. - Daniel Boone

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. - Chris Rock

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

It's amazing how confused and distracted and misdirected so many people are. - Stephen Covey

Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown

Advertising Agency: Eighty-five percent confusion and fifteen percent commission. - Fred Allen

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes. - Oscar Wilde

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy. - Erica Jong

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. - Rita Rudner

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

A woman described me as a bit of a looker the other day. Well, 'voyeur' was the actual word she used. - Gary Delaney

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman - it depends on how much happiness you can handle. - George Burns

I put my air conditioner in backwards. It got cold outside. The weatherman on TV was confused. "It was supposed to be hot today." - Steven Wright

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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