Maid Confusion

Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

What Britain needs is an iron lady. - Margaret Thatcher

The more servants, the more enemies. - French Proverb

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

The lady doth protest too much, methinks. - William Shakespeare

I have lived a long, pointless and confused life. - Noam Chomsky

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Taking joy in life is a woman's best cosmetic. - Rosalind Russell

Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Women would not be prostitutes if it were not for men. - Baroness Vickers

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

I've kissed so many women I can do it with my eyes closed. - Henny Youngman

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Don't say the old lady screamed. Bring her on and let her scream. - Mark Twain

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

She's the kind of woman who climbed the ladder of success - wrong by wrong. - Mae West

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

Men prefer brief praise, pitched high; women are satisfied with praise in a lower key, just so it goes on and on - Mignon McLaughlin

The scorn men express for a male who does housework is exceeded only by their aversion to a woman who doesn't. - Penny Kome

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong? - George Carlin

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Nurse: 1. A woman whose business is to make sickness a pleasure; 2. A young women who holds your wrist and then expects your pulse to be normal. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com