Maid Confusion
Clearing up who does the housework
A relationship 'not maid' for him
QuotaBillsWe have confused power with greatness. - Stewart Udall
A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown
The tongue is the worst part of a bad servant. - Juvenal
Ideal Wife: Any woman who has an ideal husband - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Mind is an excellent servant but a terrible master. - Adage
He who is not a good servant will not be a good master. - Plato
All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields
I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales
Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce
I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age. - George Burns
Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde
Surely a pretty woman never looks prettier than when making tea. - Mary E. Braddon
Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan
I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields
Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II
Laws are not masters but servants, and he rules them who obeys them. - Henry Ward Beecher
Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw
How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them. - Groucho Marx
Joy Of Motherhood: What a woman experiences when all the kids are in bed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Coquette: A woman without a heart, who makes a fool of a man who has no head - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan
Here's to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. May we raise them. - Unknown
I think there was confusion between Martha's "Apprentice" and mine. - Donald Trump
If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side. - Stuart Turner
Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible. - Margaret Mead
Crochet: An exercise that gives women something to think about when they are talking - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde
Women have a wonderful instinct about things. They can discover everything except the obvious. - Oscar Wilde
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive. - WC Fields
When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
The true man wants two things: danger and play. For that reason he wants woman, as the most dangerous plaything. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright
Now I lay facedown on the bed, sobbing for the woman who once slept here not knowing that someday one of her worst fears would come true. - Jennifer Castle
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan
Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson
I believe there's an Almighty, and I believe the Almighty's great gift to each man and woman in this world is the desire to be free. - George W Bush
Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer