QuotaBillsMathematics: the only subject that counts. - Unknown
I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost
Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries. - David Hilbert
Most every dental school has discount dental services. - Matthew Lesko
You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. - Bill Watterson
A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton
Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner
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If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon
God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain
It's hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. - Groucho Marx
Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie
Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight
I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school. - Adlai Stevenson
Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge. - Indian Proverb
Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising. - E.C. Titchmarsh
Film is one of the three universal languages, the other two: mathematics and music. - Frank Capra
Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics. - Simeon Poisson
The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya
Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater. - Albert Einstein
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps. - Christopher Columbus
I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go. - Winston Churchill
What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather
I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick
Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness. - Thomas Huxley
They talk about the failure of socialism but where is the success of capitalism in Africa, Asia and Latin America? - Fidel Castro
In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson
You don't have to be a genius or a visionary or even a college graduate to be successful. You just need a framework and a dream. - Michael Dell
Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform. - Bertrand Russell
My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality. - Albert Einstein
I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela
I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz
I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh. - Thomas Mann
Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer
I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen
If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown