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Maxi Boot Sorbet

Frozen dessert for a wet day

Maxi Boot Sorbet thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

Jethro walks miles in his rubber boots for rainbow sorbet

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Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. - Ernestine Ulmer

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. - George Takei

Without ice cream there would be darkness and chaos. - Don Kardong

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

Life is too short to eat vanilla ice cream and dance with boring men. - Unknown

If you want to make everyone happy, don't be a leader. Sell ice cream. - Steve Jobs

I don't share blame. I don't share credit. And I don't share desserts. - Beverly Sills

When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown

I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I'm crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. - Stefano Gabbana

Everyone knows that ice cream is worth the trouble of being cold. Like all things virtuous, you have to suffer to gain the reward. - Brandon Sanderson

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder


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