QuotaBillsWho picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder
Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust
You haven't been bit till a dragon does it. - Tamora Pierce
But yes. Come, faulty dragon people. Follow us. - Rick Riordan
Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers
Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau
Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle
I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible
That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini
The two things children wear out are clothes and parents. - Unknown
When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain
When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh
The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu
There were dragons to slay in the old days. Nixon was a good dragon. - Pat Oliphant
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a pitchfork. - Jonathan Swift
Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner
The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding
Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso
Jealousy, that dragon which slays love under the pretence of keeping it alive. - Havelock Ellis
Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami
Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown
One of the few articles of clothing that a man won't try to remove from a woman is an apron. - Marilyn Vos Savant
Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don't kiss; we touch gloves. - Phyllis Diller
I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne
The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie
Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus
A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden
Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller
Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain
The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein
Have you ever taken anything out of the clothes basket because it had become, relatively, the cleaner thing? - Katherine Whitehorn
It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller
It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller
The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell
There was a young belle of old Natchez
Whose garments were always in patchez;
When comment arose on the state of her clothes,
She drawled, "When Ah itchez, Ah scratchez!" - Ogden Nash
Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow
I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon
Garbage: 1. Aromatic computer output; 2. A collection of refuse items, the taking out of which Mom assigns to a different family member each week, then winds up doing herself; 3. Period after the Ice Age when everyone put on clothes. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com