Melon Dragon

Europe: Next one to bat. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Uniform: Sheep's clothing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. - Joan Rivers

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Bible

Next time you give your clothes away, stay in them. - Henny Youngman

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

Don't let the seeds stop you from enjoying the watermelon. - Unknown

The sage wears rough clothing and holds the jewel in his heart. - Lao-Tzu

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Excise: The clothes hanging in your closet that fit before the holidays. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. - Mark Twain

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

We are our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from ourselves. - Tom Robbins

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Sailor: 1. A man who makes his living on water but never touches it on shore; 2. A wolf in ship's clothing. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You can't just carry everyone else's hopes and fears around in your backpack and expect to stand up straight. - David Kirk

The blazing wings of dawn spirited me away, Dragon-swift above the suns-rise, flying to my destiny beyond the clouds. - Marc Secchia

Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten. - Neil Gaiman

Fall: The season when your wife buys new winter clothes so she will have something to wear when she goes out shopping for spring outfits - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

Fairy tales do not tell children the dragons exist. Children already know that dragons exist. Fairy tales tell children the dragons can be killed. - G K Chesterton

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

Any woman who has attempted to slip a credit card into an inch-deep trouser pocket knows about the annoying puzzle of women's clothing: pockets rarely work. - Christina Binkley

Butt: Female Interpretation: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes 'look bigger'; Male Interpretation: The organ of mooning and farting. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now? - John Lennon