Melon Dragon

Who picks your clothes? - Stevie Wonder

Lawsuits: Clothes worn by an attorney - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Always speak politely to an enraged Dragon. - Steven Brust

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

Women's clothes: never wear anything that panics the cat. - P.J. O'Rourke

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

I think being a dragon would be pretty awesome... you get to fly. - Josh Keaton

You ought to get out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini. - Mae West

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

It is ever so much easier to be good if your clothes are fashionable. - L.M. Montgomery

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

When I get a little money, I buy books. If any is left, I buy food and clothes. - Erasmus

Confidence is like a dragon where, for every head cut off, two more heads grow back. - Criss Jami

It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near one. - JRR Tolkien

Life is a slice of watermelon: never without seeds but sweet 'til the bitter end. - Unknown

Fine clothes are good only as they supply the want of other means of procuring respect. - Samuel Johnson

I'm not so much a dragon slayer, more a dragon annoyer - I'm a dragon irritater. - Craig Ferguson

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when'. - P G Wodehouse

I always wanted to ride a dragon myself, so I decided to do this for a year in my imagination. - Cornelia Funke

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots. - Ozzy Osbourne

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

Mid-life crisis is that moment when you realize your children and your clothes are about the same age. - William D Tammeus

Fang says he eats a lot to settle his nerves. I said, "Have you seen where they're settling?" - Phyllis Diller

Biographies are but the clothes and buttons of the man. The biography of the man himself cannot be written. - Mark Twain

I was a huge bookworm as a kid, and you could usually find me reading something with a dragon on its cover. - Julie Kagawa

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. - Phyllis Diller

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The first thing that stuck in the minds of the disciples was not the empty tomb, but rather the empty grave clothes - undisturbed in form and position. - Josh McDowell

It is possible that mankind is on the threshold of a golden age; but, if so, it will be necessary first to slay the dragon that guards the door, and this dragon is religion. - Bertrand Russell

Mathematical rigor is like clothing: in its style it ought to suit the occasion, and it diminishes comfort and restrains freedom of movement if it is neither too loose or too tight. - G.F. Simmons

Puff, the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, and frolicked in the Autumn Mist in a land called Honah Lee, little Jacky Paper loved that rascal Puff, and gave him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. - Peter Yarrow