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Memorial Shadow

In remembrance of aging combat Veterans

Memorial Shadow thanks to Jim Serritella

Shadows with big impressions

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

A good soldier is a poor scout. - Cheyenne Proverb

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

In war, there are no unwounded soldiers. - Jose Narosky

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

I now close my military career and just fade away. - Douglas MacArthur

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Aging wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul. - Douglas MacArthur

Soldiers win the battles and generals get the credit. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

The first who was king was a fortunate soldier: Who serves his country well has no need of ancestors. - Voltaire

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller


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