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Memorial Shadow

In remembrance of aging combat Veterans

Memorial Shadow thanks to Jim Serritella

Shadows with big impressions

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

Spoils Of War: Army food - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes

Necessity makes the best soldiers. - Josephus

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

I am not a politician, but a soldier. - Idi Amin

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Famous men have the whole earth as their memorial. - Pericles

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

Spare the rod and spoil the Memorial Day rotisserie. - Brian Spellman

The dead soldier's silence sings our national anthem. - Aaron Kilbourn

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

We come not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them. - Francis A Walker

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Memorial services are the cocktail parties of the geriatric set. - Ralph Richardson

Memorial Service: Farewell party for someone who has already left. - Robert Byrne

Where the battle rages, there the loyalty of the soldier is proved. - Martin Luther

Be harmonious with each other, enrich the soldiers, ignore all others. - Septimius Severus

Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill

A standing army is one of the greatest mischiefs that can possibly happen. - James Madison

A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. - George S Patton

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - African Proverb

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide. - Henri Barbusse

Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day. - Lillian Carter

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Aging is the extraordinary process where you become the person you always should have been. - David Bowie

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I didn't know that painters and writers retired. They're like soldiers – they just fade away. - Lawrence Ferlinghetti

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its stupidity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The policemen or soldiers are only a gun in the establishments hand. They make the racist secure in his racism. - Huey Newton

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

Does America really need to be the best at everything? You already dominate the world in economics, military power and obesity. - Trevor Noah


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