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Up the creek in a boat with a hole. - Archie Bunker

You're gonna need a bigger boat. - Jaws

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures. - H. Jackson Brown Jr.

If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. - Jonathan Winters

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

The large print giveth and the small print taketh away. - Unknown

No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted. - Aesop

Format: A small rug to wipe your feet on on a muddy day. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Faith is the small mustard seed of opportunities every day. - Mark Batterson

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Small opportunities are often the beginning of great enterprises. - Demosthenes

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Harmony makes small things grow; lack of it makes great things decay. - Sallust

Dream no small dreams for they have no power to move the hearts of men. - Goethe

No one has ever made himself great by showing how small someone else is. - Irvin Himmel

Be faithful in small things because it is in them that your strength lies. - Mother Teresa

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

The ship is safest when it is in port, but that's not what ships were built for. - Paulo Coelho

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

We are imprisoned in the realm of life, like a sailor on his tiny boat, on an infinite ocean. - Anna Freud

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. - Fran Lebowitz

Yes, know thyself: in great concerns or small,
Be this thy care, for this, my friend, is all. - Juvenal

The control of large numbers is possible, and like unto that of small numbers, if we subdivide them. - Sun Tze

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

Every happening, great and small, is a parable whereby God speaks to us, and the art of life is to get the message. - Malcolm Muggeridge

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me. - Agatha Trunchbull

Boat Anchor: 1. Thrown out when you need it, and taken in when you don't; 2. An old computer so useless that it needs to go to sea. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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