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Fibula: A small lie - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Minimum: A small mother - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I don't give a ship! - Unknown

Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Whining is anger through a small opening. - Al Franken

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

A multitude of small delights constitutes happiness. - Charles Baudelaire

Oar: Clumsy wooden implement used to moisten boat occupants - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

People who are wrapped up in themselves make small packages. - Benjamin Franklin

Some men never feel small, but these are the few men who are. - G K Chesterton

I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. - Louisa May Alcott

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

The man who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones. - Chinese Proverb

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat. - Mark Twain

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

For small creatures such as we, the vastness is bearable only through love. - Carl Sagan

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Life is like stepping onto a boat which is about to sail out to sea and sink. - Shunryi Suzuki-roshi

In the successful organization, no detail is too small to escape close attention. - Lou Holtz

If you're offered a seat on a rocket ship, don't ask what seat! Just get on. - Sheryl Sandberg

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

Ireland is a small but insuppressible island half an hour nearer the sunset than Great Britain. - Thomas Kettle

The thing I remember about New York was how little I felt. I arrived with one small bag and $15. - Desi Arnaz

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

You haven't stopped talking since we got here! You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle. - Groucho Marx

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Most people stand on the dock of life waiting for their ship to come in when deep down inside they know it has never left port. - Zig Ziglar

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm. - Bill Vaughan


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