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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Words are the small change of thought. - Jules Renard

Worry gives a small thing a big shadow. - Swedish Proverb

Ships are expendable; the whales are not. - Paul Watson

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

A person's a person, no matter how small. - Dr. Seuss

No matter how small the star is, it still shines. - John McKinley Pride Jr.

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Ill can he rule the great that cannot reach the small. - Edmund Spenser

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Teresa

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. - Neil Armstrong

Keep high aspirations, moderate expectations, and small needs. - H. Stein

If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way. - Napoleon Hill

A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. - John Shedd

Some people could look at a mud puddle and see an ocean with ships. - Zora N Hurston

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. - Eminem

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport. - Charles Schulz

After the ship has sunk, a consultant knows how it might have been saved. - Newt Hielscher

We may have all come on different ships, but we're in the same boat now. - Martin Luther King Jr.

Was this the face that launched a thousand ships, and burnt the towers of Ilium? - Christopher Marlowe

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Whoever is careless with truth in small matters cannot be trusted in important affairs. - Albert Einstein

To the small part of ignorance that we arrange and classify we give the name knowledge. - Ambrose Bierce

Most people would succeed in small things if they were not troubled with great ambitions. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Lawyers are like foxes, small and innocuous, but all the time stealthily sniffing the air. - Michael O'Sullivan

In order to be big, you have to think big. If you think small, you're going to be small. - Emeril Lagasse

Faithfulness in small things leads to faithfulness in great things, and never the other way around. - Jerry L. Lewis

I keep fit. Every morning, I do a hundred laps of an Olympic-sized swimming pool - in a small motor launch. - Peter Cook

To make us feel small in the right way is a function of art; men can only make us feel small in the wrong way. - E M Forster

The symbolic want in their material possessions is only a small spec of the massive blob of need in their spiritual dilemma. - Ravi Zacharias

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

The person who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore. - Dale Carnegie

There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living. - Nelson Mandela

Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has. - Margaret Mead

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

I would rather live in a world where my life is surrounded by mystery than live in a world so small that my mind could comprehend it. - Harry E. Fosdick

Have a bias towards action - let's see something happen now. You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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